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cardiosurgeried adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened the kitchen cupboards with professional seriousness and found no immediate cure. Leaundra got cardiosurgeried and conducted a lengthy operation on the biscuit cupboard. cardiotachometered adj. Reduced by drink to displaying and recording the household's rate of movement, which is presently nil. Annmarie sat cardiotachometered on the sofa, noting that nobody had moved for seven minutes. cardioteratogened adj. Softened by drink into producing malformed attempts at supper, each resembling a separate small disaster. Xeng became cardioteratogened and shaped the toast into forms no plate could reasonably support. cardiotherapeuticsed adj. Sharpened by drink into prescribing toast, water, and immediate horizontal treatment for everyone present. Sohail went cardiotherapeuticsed and issued the household a detailed schedule of toast and water. cardiotherapied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household complaint with tea, toast, and a hand on the shoulder. Maelena was cardiotherapied and offered tea to the empty chair beside her. cardiothoracic ratioed adj. Emboldened by drink to compare the sofa's breadth with the room, using the coffee table as a reference point. Hoskie got cardiothoracic ratioed and measured the sofa against the coffee table before lying down. cardiothoracicsed adj. Slowed by drink to a medical discussion of the chest, conducted while searching for the water jug. Nevaeha was cardiothoracicsed, pausing beside the sink to explain the ribs to nobody. cardiotinned adj. Drunk and packed into the sofa's smallest corner, with the remaining household folded away for later. Nayma went cardiotinned on the sofa, compressed beneath a blanket beside the water glass. cardiotocogramed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening appears on a graph of kitchen noises, sofa creaks, and diminishing conversation. Laferne was cardiotocogramed, reading the night's kitchen sounds as a downward tracing. cardiotocographed adj. You have drunk enough to monitor every pub conversation as a series of urgent rises and falls. Brisha spent an hour cardiotocographed, charting the barmaid's movements between pints. cardiotocographied adj. Of a drinker: measuring every flutter of the evening, particularly the approach of another round. Cristia sat cardiotocographied beside the fire, recording each change in conversation. cardiotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened the heart to everyone at the bar, usually without invitation. Toland went cardiotomied after two bitters and disclosed his childhood ambitions to the landlord. cardiotonicked adj. Describing a drinker who has found renewed heart in every succeeding pint. Nickayla grew cardiotonicked and volunteered to settle the pub's argument about darts. cardiotopographied adj. A drinker who maps the heart of the pub by where every regular chooses to sit. Nikali stood cardiotopographied, identifying the landlord's territory from the doorway. cardiotoxicanted adj. A drinker so far gone that each harmless pint appears to threaten the heart, though another is ordered. Tonyell was cardiotoxicanted, clutching the bar while requesting a final lager. cardiotoxicitied adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary pub fare as a danger to the circulation.