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carexed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the shrubbery rather than wait for a perfectly sensible pavement. Jacub got carexed and attempted the shortcut through the dark verge towards the taxi rank. carfared adj. Drunk and treating the fare home as the evening’s final unavoidable charge. Roshunda got carfared and counted out bus money with grave concentration. carfaxed adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor appears to be a four-way junction requiring a committee decision. Kathleeen got carfaxed and stopped at the pub door to debate all four possible exits. carfecillinned adj. Drunk enough to regard the taxi as a medicinal intervention and the driver as a clinician. Kynnlee became carfecillinned and requested the fastest available treatment in the form of a cab. carfed adj. Slowed by drink to the narrowest possible cut between the bar and the exit. Kehley became carfed and took several minutes to negotiate the gap beside the coats. carfenazined adj. Still drunk, and calming every disagreement by making the discussion considerably less coherent. Narcissus, carfenazined, settled the argument by prescribing silence for everyone present. carfentaniled (/kɑːˈfɛn.tə.nɪld/) adj. Drunk to the point where a large animal would appear manageable and the sofa medicinal. Sheniyah became carfentaniled and attempted to tranquilise the Labrador with a lullaby. carfentanyled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a journey home from tranquilisation in the back seat. carfentrazoned adj. Drunk beyond navigating the pavement without treating every kerb as an agricultural obstacle. Semiyah became carfentrazoned and approached the kerb with considerable tactical caution. carfied (/kɑːfid/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a self-portrait from the taxi, usually including someone else’s coat. Neona got carfied and photographed herself in the taxi while holding an unidentified scarf. carfilzomibed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening’s final arrangements are dismantled one small commitment at a time. Yeleina got carfilzomibed and cancelled the bus, the taxi and eventually the idea of going home. carfleeted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the available cars into a private transport department for the whole party. Brittanee became carfleeted and assigned every driver a destination before finding her own coat. carfoured adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing four roads where the taxi rank offers only one. Zikiria got carfoured and selected the least direct route home from the pavement. carfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of an entire car’s capacity for passengers, coats and unfinished conversation. Shaunae got carfulled and filled the taxi with friends, scarves and one unresolved argument. cargadored adj. The drunkenness of one who carries refreshments for the company, without having been appointed to do so. Aylena went cargadored between tables, conveying glasses with solemn inefficiency. cargaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every measure as a legitimate unit of capacity. Jakaylah, cargaed, ordered a further round by the traditional dry measure.