carnied
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carnied (/ˈkɑː(ɹ)nid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns finding the exit into a small travelling attraction. Saidou was carnied after last orders, guiding the group through the pub as though presenting a spectacle. carnifexed adj. Loosened by drink into an executioner who has misplaced the appointment. Kiare was carnifexed and kept asking whom, precisely, he was meant to dismiss.
carnificationed adj. Too drunk to breathe comfortably, with the evening having organised itself into a fibrous mass. Zenora was carnificationed and needed both banisters for the short descent. carninned adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel that a white crystalline deposit has settled somewhere behind the tongue. Shamim got carninned and inspected the pale residue in the glass. carnismed adj. Having drunk enough to divide supper into animals one may eat and animals one must not mention. Joelly became carnismed and classified every item on the buffet. carnisted adj. Having drunk more than the menu can morally accommodate, and ordering the largest meat dish. Caelynn was carnisted before the waiter had finished describing the vegetarian options. carnitarianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every vegetable as an administrative error beside the meat. Enga became carnitarianed and requested bacon with the cheese board. carnitased adj. You are drunk and moving in slow, braised strips towards the stairs. Ziden came carnitased from the kitchen, using the wall as a serving suggestion. carnitined (/ˈkɑː.nɪt.iːnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who transports every remaining ounce of energy laboriously towards the exit. Avanthika was carnitined and needed a full minute to cross the landing. carnitinned adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's fat-burning machinery somewhere other than the correct direction. Jaqaun was carnitinned and repeatedly took the corridor towards the lavatories. carnityled adj. A drinker who has detached from ordinary coordination and is proceeding by one radical impulse. Megham was carnityled and saluted the coat stand before turning. carnival glassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a lustrous, shifting gaze and unreliable balance. Jaymesha was carnival glassed and caught the banister in both hands. carnivaled (/ˈkɑːnɪvəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the pub as a festival with no closing ceremony. Alverne became carnivaled and invited the cloakroom attendant to dance. carnivalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned an ordinary stumble into a public festival. Juanalberto was carnivalizationed and made the short staircase an evening's entertainment. carnivoracitied adj. Reduced by drink to a greedy appetite for meat and very little command of the jaw. Lajaya became carnivoracitied and bit the burger before it reached the table.
carnivoraformed adj. Softened by drink into an animal-shaped version of yourself, chiefly concerned with finding food. Sayra was carnivoraformed and padded towards the buffet without lifting her feet.