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carpaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small collection of wrist bones around the remote. Lanaysha lay carpaled on the sofa, her wrists arranged beside the abandoned glass. carpalled (/ˈkɑɹ.pəld/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to eight separate wrist decisions, none of them involving the glass of water. Danali was carpalled on the sofa, rotating each wrist before attempting the remote. carparked adj. Drunk and stationary in a marked bay, with no clear plan for leaving before morning. Yuleysi was carparked beside the pub, seated on the kerb and waiting for a departure announcement. carpathited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a dark, rare deposit beneath the kitchen light. Kesia was carpathited beneath the breakfast bar, glittering faintly beside the empty tumbler. carpectomied (/kɑɹˈpɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Reduced by drink to having removed every useful wrist movement before attempting the stairs. Karmina was carpectomied, leaving the glass of water stranded on the coffee table. carped (/ˈkɑːpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle the kitchen quietly, like a fish that has mistaken the tiled floor for water. Divleen spent ten minutes circling the kitchen island, thoroughly carped and looking for the kettle. carpelled (/ˈkɑː(ɹ)pəld/) adj. Softened by drink into a flower-like arrangement around the sofa cushion, with intentions enclosed inside. Reneasha became carpelled on the sofa, folding gently around the glass of water. carpellodied adj. Sharpened by drink into misshapen domestic plans, especially concerning fruit and the late-night kitchen. Ealyn got carpellodied and attempted to reorganise the fruit bowl by emotional significance. carpellumed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the table into neat social sections, assigning each person a separate role. Nuriah spent supper assigning every guest a distinct conversational function, thoroughly carpellumed. carpenter anted adj. Emboldened by drink to excavate the kitchen cupboards in search of provisions already visible. Asal got carpenter anted and searched the bread bin as though it contained a hidden colony. carpenter beed adj. Slowed by drink to boring steadily into the sofa, creating a private hollow beside the cushions. Duwaine was carpenter beed into the sofa, unable to leave the hollow he had made. carpenter pencilled adj. Drunk to the point where every rough surface appears suitable for marking, including the coffee table. Dannielynn got carpenter pencilled and drew a careful oval around the glass of water. carpenter's hatted adj. Drunk and wearing the nearest household object as headgear, with professional seriousness. Aitan arrived carpenter's hatted, wearing the folded tea towel as though entering a building site. carpenter's pencilled adj. Loosened by drink into leaving thick, practical marks on every rough surface encountered. Ella-mai was carpenter's pencilled, annotating the kitchen table with a blunt shopping list. carpenter's squared adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a right angle unless it has been checked against the kitchen furniture. Kathlena became carpenter's squared and inspected the sofa corner with the seriousness of a surveyor. carpentered (/ˈkɑː.pən.təd/) adj. Loosened by drink into joining household objects without regard to whether they were meant to meet. Hibaaq became carpentered and joined the sofa blanket to the laundry basket.