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CY'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the year as a single long evening with occasional toast. Sarahlouise was CY'd, carrying a glass of water through what she called the annual night. CYOA'd adj. The state of being drunk and allowing every turn on the journey home to determine the next chapter. Leeum was CYOA'd, taking the wrong exit and accepting the resulting walk as narrative necessity. CYP'd adj. Still drunk, and asking for agreement so confidently that refusal appears administratively impossible. Alsiha got CYP'd and requested the landlord's approval for rearranging the entire snug. CYT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every nearby person appear a delightful young thing worth addressing. Valeree was CYT'd and complimented the barman's youthful potential while missing the step. CZ'd adj. Having drunk more than the jewellery warranted, and mistaking sparkle for authority. Aliayah got CZ'd and appraised the landlord's watch before negotiating the bill. CZT'd adj. Drunk enough to become a useful detector of conversations occurring at the far end of the room. Colum got CZT'd and reported every private remark to the nearest unsuspecting guest. Ca-montmorillonited adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion swells, layers itself, and insists upon calcium. Raysa became Ca-montmorillonited and expanded a minor complaint into a layered deposition. Caballerialed (/ˌkæbəˈlɛɹiəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a complete aerial reversal seem the obvious next move. Lerissa went Caballerialed and attempted a backwards spin across the conservatory rug. Cabbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a modest red wine as a credential for executive decisions. Flossie got Cabbed and appointed herself responsible for rearranging the pub's furniture. Cabeiried adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor decision acquires the gravity of a secret underworld rite. Lani got Cabeiried and conducted the choice of crisps with considerable subterranean solemnity. Cabernet Sauvignonned (/kæbə(ɹ)ˈneɪ səʊvɪˈnjɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a grape's prestige for evidence that your judgement has improved. Jermont got Cabernet Sauvignonned and rejected the house red as insufficiently important. Cabibbo-Kobayashi-Maskawa matrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining each social failure as a mismatch between states. Caliber got Cabibbo-Kobayashi-Maskawa matrixed and blamed the farewell on incompatible personal states. Cabindanned adj. Still drunk, and confidently making decisions whose consequences remain beyond your jurisdiction. Sang was Cabindanned and promised to redesign the landlord's garden before breakfast. Cabiried adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary errands require mysterious gods, hidden rites and a torch. Kenzye became Cabiried and sought divine guidance before crossing the pub to the toilets. Cablinasianed (/kæblɪˈneɪʒ(i)ənd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a single category, yet certain that four classifications explain the room perfectly. Srah became Cablinasianed and sorted the guests into overlapping groups before losing the list. Cabo Verdeaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a distant destination for a sound basis on which to book tomorrow's holiday. Tayiah got Cabo Verdeaned and booked flights before discovering she had no passport available.