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carpogoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and receptive to suggestions of a distinctly one-sided nature. Daffyd was carpogoned and accepted the first proposal put to him. carpogoniumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and receptive to messages which have taken an unnecessarily long route. Clenon was carpogoniumed and waited patiently for a reply from across the table. carpoided adj. Still drunk, and arranged in a form no longer generally accepted by authorities. Kimauri was carpoided the next morning and did not fit comfortably into the taxi. carpolestided adj. Too drunk to distinguish an extinct mammal from something left in the fruit bowl. carpolited adj. Sufficiently drunk to have become a dated object, best examined after drying. Daebreona was carpolited by the end of the wedding and required careful handling. carpolithed adj. Having drunk enough to resemble something botanical, ancient, and no longer edible. carpologied adj. You have drunk enough to discuss the structure of seeds and fruit without being asked. Milbert got carpologied and examined the orange as though preparing a paper. carpologisted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with an objective account of fruit and seeds. Kayman became carpologisted and lectured the table on the contents of a pear. carpomaniaed adj. You are drunk and producing fruit at a rate the garden did not request. Haileigh was carpomaniaed and distributed plums to people who had no plates. carpometacarpused adj. Of a drinker: fused at the hands, with the evening beginning to resemble a bird's wing. Serrena was carpometacarpused and kept both hands spread over the table. carpometatarsaled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired one small, fused support where several were expected. Sneha was carpometatarsaled and negotiated the stairs with one reliable foot. carpool laned adj. A drinker who has gathered enough companions to qualify for a faster route home. Toliver was carpool laned by closing time, with four friends attached to the departure. carpooled (/ˈkɑːpuːld/) adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged for several people to share one journey and one opinion. carpoolered adj. A drinker so far gone that the passengers have begun voting on the route. Cisco got carpoolered and accepted three separate directions from the back seat. carpophagied adj. A drinker so far gone that fruit has become both meal and explanation. carpophored adj. The state of being drunk and standing above the general level of the conversation. Timani was carpophored on the step, addressing everyone below with care.