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Cabocked adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can bind, and now treating toasted oatmeal as structural support. Gaudalupe got Cabocked and used the cheese board to justify buying a new sofa. Cabot Cove syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to find a fresh murder in every harmless inconvenience. Laterius got Cabot Cove syndromed and treated the missing teaspoon as evidence of a wider conspiracy. Cabot's terned adj. You are drunk and convinced that every decision should be made while circling noisily above the coast. Yameli went Cabot's terned and repeatedly swooped over the question of where to eat. Caboverdeaned adj. Having drunk enough to choose an island by spelling, and defend the choice with confidence. Pavleen went Caboverdeaned and rejected the cheaper flight because its destination looked less decisive. Caboverdianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every route to a slow negotiation with the floor. Erford was Caboverdianed and took the hallway in measured, wavering sections. Cabriole legged (/ˈkæb.ɹi.oʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: curved at the knee, uncertain at the ankle, and confidently shaped for a leap. Augustinas got Cabriole legged and attempted to vault the armchair like an ornamental goat. Cacaoperaed adj. Of a drinker who has made several unrelated decisions and now regards them as a single expedition. Lyubomir got Cacaoperaed and led the party towards a shop he had never intended to visit. Caccioppoli setted adj. Describing a drinker who keeps the boundary of every decision measurable, locally and with difficulty. Kharla became Caccioppoli setted and measured the limits of ordering another round. Caddied adj. A drinker so far gone that the most luxurious available vehicle seems necessary for a journey of four minutes. Aikam got Caddied and insisted on a grand car for the walk round the corner. Caddoed (/ˈkædəʊd/) adj. A drinker who confidently joins several incompatible plans and calls the resulting confusion a confederacy. Fonda got Caddoed and combined three routes home into one impossible itinerary. Cadena's long-tongued batted adj. The state of being drunk and speaking at length from a dark corner, certain that nobody can hear you. Xenya got Cadena's long-tongued batted and delivered a lengthy speech from behind the curtains. Cadillac convertered (/ˈkædɪlæk kənˈvɜːtəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to confidently converting every ordinary outing into an unnecessarily elaborate luxury arrangement. Kemarah got Cadillac convertered and proposed a limousine for the journey to the next street. Cadillac planned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the glass of water as an unusually expensive medical provision. Zonna spent the evening Cadillac planned, requesting mineral water with the seriousness of a hospital consultant. Cadillac problemed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the distance to the sofa as an insignificant difficulty of privilege. Despoina was Cadillac problemed, but still expected the nearest cushion to come within reach. Cadillac taxed adj. Still drunk, and levying an excise duty on every expensive-looking bottle in the kitchen. Tihesha remained Cadillac taxed beside the fridge, taxing the sparkling water by appearance alone. Cadillacked (/ˈkædɪlækd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes the grandest available option must also be the wisest. Jerusha got Cadillacked and ordered champagne for a table that had asked for water.