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carsied adj. Softened by drink into a lavatory-bound figure, yielding quietly to the morning's plumbing and regrets. Tho was carsied after the reception, sitting beside the toilet with a glass of water. carspielled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the curling green as a tournament for ownership of a motor. Delquan got carspielled and challenged the landlord to settle it with stones. carsploitationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every bend outside the pub into a scene involving racing and crashing. Haby came out carsploitationed and described the taxi rank as a high-speed finale. carstoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the permanence and architectural confidence of an old building stone. Chelonda sat carstoned beneath the settle, apparently part of the pub's structure. cart horsed adj. Drunk and pulling the whole evening behind you, though no one has asked for assistance. cart pathed adj. Softened by drink into taking the prescribed route, at walking pace, and nowhere else. Reis went cart pathed and followed the paving stones past the correct turning. cart roaded adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires a route suitable for slower transport. Nikolus was cart roaded and led Kenidie along the quietest streets available. cart stalled adj. Drunk past the point of displaying every opinion in public, though none finds a buyer before breakfast. Mary-beth was cart stalled, offering strong views on porridge to everyone in the queue. cart tarted adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every passing barmaid with unwarranted aviation expertise. Fotis became cart tarted and asked the barmaid where she parked the aircraft. cart00ney'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and threatening proceedings which no solicitor would recognise. Tate became cart00ney'd and served Louis-emile with a notice concerning the unpaid bar snacks. cartabacked adj. Emboldened by drink to dart about the bar like a small fish with unfinished business. Amnesty went cartabacked and zigzagged between the tables for another half. cartaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of goods being laboriously hauled across uneven cobbles. Leane became cartaged on the walk home, advancing one paving stone at a time. cartazolated adj. Drunk and reassuring everyone that the anxiety had been dealt with, while increasing it steadily. Kasmin got cartazolated and declared the landlord's silence therapeutically promising. cartboted adj. Drunk to the point where repairing a household implement seems a proper use of timber and time. Hinal got cartboted and began measuring the bar for a replacement wheel. carte anglaised adj. Drunk enough to regard the next card, wherever placed, as a personal instruction from the dealer. Kierston got carte anglaised and accused the barmaid of dealing the crisps unfairly. carte blanched (/kɑɹtˈblɑnʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of asking permission, with unrestricted authority over the remaining pork scratchings. Rowann went carte blanched and redistributed the pub's snacks by instinct.