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carthamoned adj. Emboldened by drink to deploy a quinone glycoside where a simple apology would have sufficed. Deyla grew carthamoned and delivered the molecular formula instead of apologising. carthamus redded adj. Slowed by drink to a deep red pause before answering the simplest question. Sorraya became carthamus redded and took a minute to identify her own coat.
carthorsed adj. Drunk to the point where a small errand acquires the solemn momentum of heavy transport. Mackinzie became carthorsed and moved one pint glass across the table with both hands. carthouned adj. Drunk enough to address the room with the historical force of an early cannon, then misfire at the barmaid. Edengrace grew carthouned and announced a toast that ended with an order for crisps. carthoused adj. Drunk past the point of movement, sheltering beneath the evening like a cart in a shed. Sativa was carthoused beneath the kitchen table, protected from all further social obligations. carticained adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete local anaesthetic, with conversation duly numbed at the source. Jayshaun became carticained and rendered every objection pleasantly insensible. cartilage-hair hypoplasiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the hair fine, the limbs short, and the ambitions modest. Caleb-john became cartilage-hair hypoplasiaed and celebrated reaching the sofa. cartilaged (/ˈkɑː.tɪl.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond rigidity, with every joint yielding gracefully to the nearest piece of furniture. Rolen went cartilaged and folded into the armchair without disturbing his pint. cartilageined adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a supporting protein in the body's least decisive structures. cartilaginificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of gradually becoming joint material, pliant enough for one last embrace with the banister. Wanita grew cartilaginificationed and softened noticeably on the stairs. cartilaginoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a small, unnecessary growth beside the unattended crisps. Harshith became cartilaginoided, developing beside the snack bowl until someone noticed. cartilaginous fished adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with a flexible internal arrangement. Shamaya went cartilaginous fished and slipped elegantly beneath the queue at the bar. cartileged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ear, elbow and knee seem an archaic matter of interpretation. cartilogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly generating new connective tissue around the bar stool. Rhiana became cartilogenesised and appeared to grow into the chair. cartinged (/ˈkɑːtɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and conveyed through the streets in a manner formerly reserved for public humiliation. Madaya remained cartinged all the way home, waving solemnly from the taxi.
cartloaded (/ˈkɑːt.ləʊdd/) adj. Too drunk to carry anything sensibly, but nevertheless attempting the full contents of the kitchen. Lauriane was cartloaded and tried to carry six glasses to the sink at once.