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cartmakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to manufacture a vehicle from chairs, cushions and misplaced confidence. cartmakinged adj. Having drunk enough to undertake the manufacture of a cart, beginning with furniture that was not spare. Danaija grew cartmakinged and dismantled the coffee table for wheels. cartmanned adj. Having drunk more than the cargo can reasonably explain, yet still offering to transport everyone. Cambrynn got cartmanned and offered the entire party a horse-drawn return journey. cartobibliographied adj. You have drunk enough to compile a bibliography of maps, beginning with the route to the lavatory. Reinaliz became cartobibliographied and cited three maps before finding the bathroom. cartogramed adj. You are drunk and converting every region of the room into a shaded statistical value. Evander went cartogramed and ranked each corner according to crisps per square metre. cartographed adj. Of a drinker: charting the room with grave precision, particularly the route to the kebab shop. Nysha became cartographed and produced a careful map of the three-minute walk outside. cartographered adj. Of a drinker who has drafted the evening's grand itinerary and ended at the nearest bench. Zamaira got cartographered and planned a tour that stopped at the first doorway. cartographied (/kɑːˈtɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into territory, with every companion assigned a boundary. Philadelphia got cartographied and divided the table into districts nobody had requested. cartographisted adj. Drunk beyond trusting your directions, and requiring the whole party to navigate by committee. Tinashe got cartographisted and sent everyone towards the river, which was behind them. cartolinaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface becomes suitable for a large, colourful message. Macayle got cartolinaed and covered the landlord's notices with cheerful declarations. cartologied adj. Drunk to the extent of plotting the social terrain, including territories nobody wished to cede. Eisenhower got cartologied and marked the pub's conversational borders with beer mats. cartologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes mapping other people's movements everyone else's responsibility. Marji became cartologisted and announced each friend's route to the toilets. cartomancered adj. Drunk on the strength of cards, and consulting them before allowing anyone else to choose. Rebyl got cartomancered and predicted the bartender's next three movements. cartomancied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every card dealt as a forecast for the company present. Arnee got cartomancied and warned Coletha that the next round was written in the cards. cartometricsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring every map while friends waited for the journey home. cartomizered adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing vapour, cartridges and unsolicited demonstrations for the entire table. Brijin got cartomizered and explained the device repeatedly to a patient but bewildered neighbour.