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carton girled adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake collapsed packaging for bedding, to the concern of everyone nearby. Hoa got carton girled and settled beside the bins until Latease persuaded her to move. carton-pierred (/kɑː(ɹ)ˌtɒn piˈɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to confuse papier-mâché with solid furniture, and invite others to sit on it. Demi-grace got carton-pierred and leaned against the decorative column until it folded. cartonaged adj. Of a drinker who has wrapped themselves in ancient-looking dignity, while friends manage the modern consequences. Hizar got cartonaged and spoke like a pharaoh while Deandray ordered the taxi. cartonectinned adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company can metabolise, with the softness of a misplaced cushion. Shaquavia got cartonectinned and became the least mobile person at the table. cartonered adj. You have drunk enough to pack your companions away in orderly boxes, whether they consent or not. Jeshwa got cartonered and tried to organise the departing party by imaginary package size. cartoneroed adj. You are drunk and collecting discarded containers for purposes which become less clear with each one. Ngoc got cartoneroed and spent twenty minutes rescuing boxes from the pub's recycling bin. cartonfuled adj. Of a drinker: filled to capacity with drink, and leaving the rest of the party to carry the remainder. Sakeena got cartonfuled and could contribute no more than weight to the journey home. cartonnaged adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially wrapped in drink, awaiting careful removal by companions. Shurhonda got cartonnaged and was escorted from the party like a valuable archaeological object. cartonned (/ˈkɑːtənd/) adj. Still drunk, and requiring the evening's rubbish to be treated as adequate portable accommodation. Shekeya got cartonned and attempted to carry home the empty drinks container. cartonniered adj. A drinker who has filed every conversation away, though none can be retrieved in order. Salomea got cartonniered and stored each friend's complaint in a separate imaginary drawer. cartoon charactered adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though an unseen animator controls the room. Nero got cartoon charactered and walked through the party with impossible confidence. cartoon physicsed adj. Drunk in a way that permits gravity to resume only after the person has reached breakfast. Rashetta was cartoon physicsed, descending from the sofa in several separate stages. cartooned (/kɑːˈtuːnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each gesture acquires a caption, usually supplied by unwilling observers. Mariely got cartooned and pointed at the exit while Xiclaly supplied the missing explanation. cartoonered adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every companion into a caricature and draws it aloud. Damara got cartoonered and gave each guest an unrequested visual description. cartooneried adj. Reduced by drink to drawing humorous figures on every available surface, including the menu. Sitka got cartooneried and illustrated the argument on the back of the bill. cartooneyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a formal complaint about matters plainly outside the law. Dazsha was cartooneyed and threatened Jemma-louise with an injunction over the last pork scratching.