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Cadmean victoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to win the argument about bedtime while damaging everyone, including yourself. Ronnae was Cadmean victoried after winning the sofa and losing the glass of water beneath it. Cadmeaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen from its reflection in the darkened window. Huascar became Cadmeaned and attempted to open the cupboard using the television remote. Cadousianed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a quiet corner of the kitchen into a remote shore. Lacasta sat Cadousianed beside the sink, regarding the draining board as distant coast. Cadusianed adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can comfortably accommodate without becoming a second bed. Jaselyn was Cadusianed by half past eleven and folded herself carefully into the sofa. Cadusiied adj. You have drunk enough to establish a small settlement around the nearest water source. Lyndee became Cadusiied in the kitchen, with water, biscuits and a blanket forming a permanent camp. Caen stoned adj. You are drunk and sufficiently pale and solid to be mistaken for part of the kitchen wall. Emilio sat Caen stoned beside the cupboards, accepting water only after careful architectural discussion. Caenozoicked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the present from the age of mammals, or to keep that distinction private. Keyoshia became Caenozoicked and classified the guests by imagined geological period. Caesar ciphered adj. Of a drinker who has shifted every domestic instruction several places from its intended meaning. Mohmed was Caesar ciphered and interpreted ‘wash up’ as permission to rearrange the crockery. Caesar cutted adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a short, horizontal announcement. Jennyfer was Caesar cutted, delivering brief level statements from beneath the kitchen table. Caesar saladed adj. A drinker who has combined several unrelated kitchen items and called the result supper. Donate was Caesar saladed, serving croutons, grapes and a coaster in one authoritative bowl. Caesar substitutioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object has been replaced by the wrong one. Zyeire was Caesar substitutioned and used a tea towel as a pillow for the glass of water. Caesar weeded adj. The state of being drunk and spreading through the kitchen wherever an unattended surface remains. Frankie-jean was Caesar weeded, extending from the sofa to the snack cupboard by gradual stages. Caesar's Palaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the sitting room into an overstaffed emergency department. Trelon was Caesar's Palaced, summoning towels and water for a perfectly ordinary journey to bed. Caesar's agaricked adj. Reduced by drink to an orange-capped softness, best left undisturbed beneath a blanket. Arte was Caesar's agaricked on the sofa, bright-faced and softened beyond useful conversation. Caesar's mushroomed adj. Softened by drink into a conspicuous orange-headed presence among the cushions. Alixia was Caesar's mushroomed on the sofa, glowing quietly beneath the lamp. Caesar's wifed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose domestic conduct must appear blameless, particularly near the fridge. Harvey-joe was Caesar's wifed and wiped the worktop twice before accepting a glass of water.