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cascromed
case historied
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cascromed
(/ˈkaskɹəmd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: convinced a crooked Highland foot plough will solve the pavement.
Aajon was
cascromed
and began directing the garden fork towards the paving stones.
case and pointed
adj.
You are drunk and treating every crumb on the kitchen worktop as evidence for your point.
Alena stood by the kettle,
case and pointed
, proving the biscuit tin had moved itself.
case badged
adj.
A drinker who displays a producer's sticker as proof of personal technical authority.
Deshell was
case badged
and explained computer manufacture using the sticker on the laptop.
case booked
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing legal commentary from the pub's fruit-machine instructions.
Annaliese got
case booked
and cited the quizmaster as though arguing a precedent.
case citationed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every decision receives parties, abbreviations, and a year.
Riquelmer was
case citationed
and footnoted his choice of kebab with unnecessary precision.
case clocked
adj.
The state of being drunk and enclosed in a casing of certainty about the time.
Haarith was
case clocked
and confidently announced midnight at half past nine.
case endinged
adj.
The condition of a drinker who appends grammatical information to every noun before acting.
Seanne was
case endinged
and supplied gender and number before ordering chips.
case fanned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who trusts a small cooling fan to prevent a large personal failure.
Shalon was
case fanned
and placed the computer fan beside his pint for protection.
case fatality rated
adj.
Reduced by drink to calculating the percentage of disasters that have already happened.
Zayanna was
case fatality rated
and assessed the table's survival prospects before sitting down.
case filed
adj.
Softened by drink into a folder of solemn explanations for each avoidable decision.
Cherolyn became
case filed
and arranged the night's errors into medical-looking categories.
case foldinged
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating capitals and lower case as equally suitable for shouting.
Emdadur was
case foldinged
and considered every letter equally authoritative on the menu.
case fractioned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to express a half as one impressive glyph and call the matter settled.
case grammared
adj.
Slowed by drink to identify the verb's required companions before making a simple request.
Gilfred was
case grammared
and analysed the verb's valence before asking for water.
case hardeninged
adj.
Drunk and certain that a tougher exterior has made poor decisions impervious to criticism.
Jitsuo was
case hardeninged
and accepted the bartender's refusal as evidence of his resilience.
case headed
adj.
Drunk to the point where the rear of every cartridge seems an appropriate direction.
Bose was
case headed
and attempted to lead the queue from the wrong end.
case historied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who cannot order a second drink without first establishing a thorough provenance for the first.
Angelicque was
case historied
by ten and had delivered a full account of her afternoon before reaching the bar.
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