cascromed
case historied

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cascromed (/ˈkaskɹəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced a crooked Highland foot plough will solve the pavement. Aajon was cascromed and began directing the garden fork towards the paving stones. case and pointed adj. You are drunk and treating every crumb on the kitchen worktop as evidence for your point. Alena stood by the kettle, case and pointed, proving the biscuit tin had moved itself.
case badged adj. A drinker who displays a producer's sticker as proof of personal technical authority. Deshell was case badged and explained computer manufacture using the sticker on the laptop. case booked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing legal commentary from the pub's fruit-machine instructions. Annaliese got case booked and cited the quizmaster as though arguing a precedent. case citationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision receives parties, abbreviations, and a year. Riquelmer was case citationed and footnoted his choice of kebab with unnecessary precision. case clocked adj. The state of being drunk and enclosed in a casing of certainty about the time. Haarith was case clocked and confidently announced midnight at half past nine. case endinged adj. The condition of a drinker who appends grammatical information to every noun before acting. Seanne was case endinged and supplied gender and number before ordering chips. case fanned adj. The drunkenness of one who trusts a small cooling fan to prevent a large personal failure. Shalon was case fanned and placed the computer fan beside his pint for protection. case fatality rated adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the percentage of disasters that have already happened. Zayanna was case fatality rated and assessed the table's survival prospects before sitting down. case filed adj. Softened by drink into a folder of solemn explanations for each avoidable decision. Cherolyn became case filed and arranged the night's errors into medical-looking categories. case foldinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating capitals and lower case as equally suitable for shouting. Emdadur was case foldinged and considered every letter equally authoritative on the menu. case fractioned adj. Emboldened by drink to express a half as one impressive glyph and call the matter settled. case grammared adj. Slowed by drink to identify the verb's required companions before making a simple request. Gilfred was case grammared and analysed the verb's valence before asking for water. case hardeninged adj. Drunk and certain that a tougher exterior has made poor decisions impervious to criticism. Jitsuo was case hardeninged and accepted the bartender's refusal as evidence of his resilience. case headed adj. Drunk to the point where the rear of every cartridge seems an appropriate direction. Bose was case headed and attempted to lead the queue from the wrong end.
case historied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot order a second drink without first establishing a thorough provenance for the first. Angelicque was case historied by ten and had delivered a full account of her afternoon before reaching the bar.