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caseumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become an archaic dairy product, while remaining inconveniently animate. Chequetta turned caseumed and discussed the milkman's historical importance. casevacked adj. Reduced by drink to a condition requiring urgent removal, preferably before the karaoke begins. Mycah was casevacked from the wedding after saluting the buffet. caseweeded adj. Having drunk enough to resemble shepherd's purse in both appearance and prospects for cultivation. Soctt became caseweeded and stood quietly among the potted herbs. caseworked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can legally process, and requiring a separate file for the consequences. Ermira got caseworked and assigned the broken coaster to a matter of urgent social concern. caseworkered adj. You have drunk enough to offer social-work interventions to people who merely wanted another lager. Saoirse became caseworkered and assessed the barman's support network between rounds. casewormed adj. You are drunk and curled protectively around a small private supply of snacks. Vinda was casewormed beneath a blanket, guarding two biscuits from the household. cash advanced adj. Of a drinker who has withdrawn against tomorrow's credit and now faces an immediate service charge. Tiliyah became cash advanced and borrowed against breakfast to fund one final round. cash and carried adj. Describing a drinker who pays for the present in full and carries the consequences away personally. Trechelle got cash and carried, leaving the pub with no debt but considerable luggage. cash and carry traded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening purchased outright and its diminishing value carried into tomorrow. cash barred adj. Drunk, with the result that you insist every guest pay separately, including those who brought you here. Leeroy went cash barred and collected exact payment from everyone at the table. cash basised adj. Drunk to a degree that every promise is recorded only when someone actually makes good on it. Raianna went cash basised and refused to discuss tomorrow's drinks until somebody paid tonight's bill. cash boxed adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of money being put safely away. Thames was cash boxed and took several minutes to return the change. cash boyed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying everyone's payments away and returning with change nobody requested. cash carded adj. Drunk on the strength of a balance you have not checked, and expecting your companions to trust it. Lushana went cash carded and assured the group her account would cover the taxi. cash carriered adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating as a mechanical relay between the company and the till. Aydrianna went cash carriered, transporting everyone's notes to the bar and returning with disputed change. cash cowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the most patient person present as a continuing source of funds. Meiling went cash cowed and returned to the same generous colleague whenever another drink was proposed.