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Caesarean sectioned adj. Drunk to the point where getting from sofa to kitchen requires a separate, carefully managed delivery. Elcid was Caesarean sectioned and delivered himself from the sofa to the water glass in stages. Caesareaned adj. Loosened by drink into a citizen of the sofa, with no remaining obligation to the household. Maher was Caesareaned and granted himself permanent residence beneath the sitting-room blanket. Caesared (/ˈsiːzəd/) adj. Of a drinker: entitled to the best chair, the last word and immediate delivery of water. Dhruthi became Caesared and issued quiet household decrees from the centre of the sofa. Caesarianed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's smallest disagreement as a matter for one-man rule. Treba became Caesarianed and appointed himself chairman of the darts board. Caesarismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk with sufficient authority to govern the whole pub from one corner. Davarus grew Caesarismed and issued closing-time instructions from the fruit machine. Caesaristed adj. Describing a drinker who argues that every round would improve under firmer personal control. Gregario got Caesaristed and appointed himself responsible for the next five drinks. Caesaropapismed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine personal authority with unrequested guidance on everyone else’s descent. Stevey grew Caesaropapismed and appointed himself guardian of the staircase. Caesarshipped adj. A drinker who has converted the snug into an autocracy with himself reluctantly at its head. Yunay became Caesarshipped and accepted the last pork scratching as a ceremonial offering. Caesarweeded adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken root beside the sofa and flowered into domestic confusion. Marelyn was Caesarweeded beneath the blanket, with empty glasses radiating from the sofa. Caffrarianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat rack as a fellow traveller. Milos was Caffrarianed by last orders, waiting patiently beside the hat stand for the train. Cagliarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire pub has become one bright, crowded harbour of conversations. Khrishna was Cagliarianed, boarding every conversation as though it were already under way. Cagliaritanned adj. The state of being drunk and seeking a sunny corner of the pub for an extended sit-down. Feddie was Cagliaritanned, occupying the warmest chair beneath the window. Cagotted (/kəˈɡəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has retreated from the main company while remaining technically present. Juhaina grew Cagotted and conducted the rest of the evening from behind a pillar. Cahenslyismed adj. Reduced by drink to assigning every member of the pub a separate bar, language and designated representative. Jolleen got Cahenslyismed and divided the regulars into administrative sections. Cahenslyisted adj. Softened by drink into supporting a separate spokesman for every sort of customer. Colton-james became Cahenslyisted and nominated a spokesman for the pool table. Cahenslyited adj. Sharpened by drink into sorting the pub's customers into tidy little constituencies. Jasiman got Cahenslyited and began allocating the bar stools by category.