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cashmastered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes financial control seem plausible while coordination quietly deteriorates. Shakevia became cashmastered and managed the bill magnificently before missing the chair. cashmered (/ˈkæʃ.mɪəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, downy, and unsuited to contact with sharp stair edges. Yasmin was cashmered and descended the stairs with the caution of loose wool. cashmeretted adj. Reduced by drink to a glossy softness, accepting another round as though it were a reasonable covering. Simuel grew cashmeretted after supper and treated the taxi receipt as a comforting texture. cashmired adj. Drunk on the strength of a softness that has become old-fashioned, slow, and faintly impractical. Roddell was cashmired and treated the staircase as an antique requiring personal assistance. casholaed (/kæˈʃəʊləd/) adj. Softened by drink into regarding available money as a vague, negotiable substance. Matelynn became casholaed and bought the departing table a final round. cashooed adj. The state of being drunk and boiled down, socially, to a concentrated irritant. Wannell got cashooed and reduced the dinner party to its least comfortable subjects. cashouted adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning financial caution before the journey home has been arranged. cashpointed adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, public negotiation of a cash machine and its several instructions. Aniela was cashpointed outside the pub, reading the same screen through two complete queues. cashspielled adj. Drunk and treating the evening's spending as a curling tournament, with each round a carefully judged stone. Vionda went cashspielled and tried to sweep the bar tab towards another round. cashtaged (/ˈkæʃˌtæɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every payment becomes a market event worthy of public annotation. Easah got cashtaged and announced the falling value of each round to the table. cashtrationed adj. Drunk enough to experience the loss of money as a physical absence from the evening. Desere became cashtrationed after the final round and searched the coatroom for solvency. casichelydianed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary mobility, proceeding home like an ancient shell with a long memory. Cyson was casichelydianed after last orders and required the pavement to turn him round. casimered adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes an obsolete spelling for a current authority on fabric. Kenye got casimered and corrected the tailor using a word nobody had used since 1840. casimersened adj. Drunk beyond muscular certainty, with every movement requiring a separate clinical instruction. Mekail was casimersened by the last round and lifted his coat with both hands. casimired adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently recommends luxury fibres while wearing a paper wristband. Myauna became casimired and advised the cloakroom attendant on cashmere quality. casineted adj. Reduced by drink to discussing woven mixtures as though they settled the evening's principal question. Ishak grew casineted and chose the taxi according to its upholstery.