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Cahinnioed adj. Loosened by drink into an unhurried wander between the bar, the lavatory and whatever conversation is nearest. Denetia became Cahinnioed and took three scenic routes to the ladies' room. Cahitaed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the landlord as though the two of you had settled something important. Quaneesha got Cahitaed and gave the landlord a firm view on the pub's lighting. Cahuillaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a closing-time conversation whose point has gone home. Jimmy grew Cahuillaed and took a full minute to choose between two identical lagers. Caidyaed adj. Drunk and inclined to treat the bar's ordinary noises as a complete evening's entertainment. Mckall became Caidyaed and applauded when the till drawer shut. Cainameroed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears to require a different companion and a fresh discussion. Chrisha got Cainameroed and gathered three escorts for a journey of four minutes. Cainganged adj. Sharpened by drink into precise opinions about whose coat should pay for the taxi. Kyrone was Cainganged at closing time, identifying the rightful owner of every coat in the rack. Cainianed adj. Drunk enough to regard every family resemblance in the pub as evidence of shared ancestry. Yukino became Cainianed and claimed the barmaid looked like a distant cousin. Cainited adj. Drunk past the point of blaming the troublesome relative, and into blaming the whole family tree. Aquill got Cainited and attributed the missed taxi to inherited misfortune. Cairened adj. Drunk beyond recognising the pub as a building rather than a large, friendly obstruction. Nikit became Cairened and asked whether the bar was the way out. Cairnsited adj. Drunk in a way that makes every journey across the pub feel like an expedition requiring refreshments. Kamelo got Cairnsited and demanded provisions before crossing to the lavatory. Caitrioted adj. Drunk, with the result that every dramatic entrance in the pub is greeted as a performance worth reviewing. Alodie became Caitrioted and critiqued the landlord's arrival through the side door. Cajal bodied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you spherical, self-contained and surrounded by material best not examined closely. Federico was Cajal bodied in the corner, composed largely of crumbs and quiet concentration. Cajun Creoled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to identifying oneself by a regional adjective and a chair. Ayyub became Cajun Creoled and spent the evening introducing the armchair to everyone. Cajun flamingoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted one-legged balance and a bill for a beak. Vala was Cajun flamingoed, balancing beside the buffet with a napkin held aloft. Cajun microwaved adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved ceremonial heat, enclosure, and the patience of a Sunday roast. Malyah became Cajun microwaved and sat beside the radiator awaiting further cooking. Cajun navied adj. Reduced by drink to commandeering any available vessel for a rescue mission to the kitchen. Syah became Cajun navied and launched the washing basket towards the biscuit tin.