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castcested adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the sort of romance normally confined to the cast list. Shanikque got castcested and flirted with everyone appearing in the pub quiz. casted (/kɑːstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of throwing anything accurately, including a tea towel towards the washing basket. Yerica got casted and sent the cushion sailing short of the sofa. casteismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the room into needless social tiers. Mikolas became casteismed and decided who deserved the corner booth. casteisted adj. Still drunk, and treating every ordinary difference in the pub as grounds for an elaborate ranking. Gurnek remained casteisted, assigning status to customers by biscuit choice. castelessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to abolish every pub hierarchy, including the distinction between stool and throne. casteleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a modest building for a place of considerable strategic importance. Ayoki spent ten minutes defending the lavatory door, thoroughly casteleted. castellanied adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed lordship of the castle, meaning the corner beside the fruit machine. Dolcie became castellanied and ruled the corner beside the fruit machine with modest authority. castellanned (/ˈkæstələnd/) adj. Having drunk more than a feudal household can reasonably sustain from one bar tab. castellanoed adj. You have drunk enough to measure every further round in tiny, historically specific quantities. Jasian was castellanoed and weighed each tot as though settling an old account. castellanshipped adj. Drunk to the point where you assume command of the nearest draughty room and call it an estate. Cleat, thoroughly castellanshipped, appointed himself keeper of the cloakroom and its constitutional arrangements. castellanused (/ˌkæstəˈlɑːnəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to develop battlements in your posture, before collapsing beside the umbrella stand. Omaury stood castell anused beneath the pub awning, crenellated in spirit and damp in practice. castellated (/ˈkastələtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the immediate neighbourhood into a jurisdiction, preferably ending at the kebab shop. Quentine grew castellated and declared the pavement outside the pub a protected district. castellated nutted adj. Drunk, with the result that every fastening acquires a ceremonial crown and you lose the pin. Emberlynn became castellated nutted while assembling the flat-pack shelf and misplaced its final pin. castellationed adj. Drunk to a degree that you convert ordinary furniture into fortifications, beginning with the dining table. Theodoro became castellationed and defended the dining table against an approaching mop. castellatused adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a cloud-like outline, then settling beneath it for a nap. Nikiea looked castellatused beneath the pub lights, with her hair rising into modest turrets. castelled adj. Having drunk enough to build a human tower from the assembled company, preferably near the crisps. Joachim got castelled and recruited the darts team into a precarious tower.