castilianizationed
castle doctrined

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castilianizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of making everyone present sound Spanish, whether they are or not. Natheniel got castilianizationed and addressed the whole table as though it were Madrid. casting agented adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding employment in entertainment for guests who only wanted the bill. Olander got casting agented and promised the barman a recurring part in a prestige drama.
casting called adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding auditions for anyone attempting to leave. Mattilyn got casting called and made each departing guest perform a brief emotional monologue. casting couched adj. Drunk by closing time, and making every proposed favour sound like an audition requirement. casting netted adj. Too drunk to leave anyone uncollected, gathering stragglers into one increasingly reluctant party. Thornell went casting netted and recruited every solitary smoker for the walk home. casting voted adj. Having drunk enough to break a social deadlock by deciding the matter for everybody. Keighla got casting voted and sent the whole party to a curry house without consulting them. casting weighted adj. Having drunk more than the balance of the conversation could bear, and tipping it decisively. Sydea got casting weighted and turned a minor disagreement into the evening's official position. casting-couched adj. Still drunk, and turning ordinary offers of assistance into negotiations no colleague had agreed to. Azana remained casting-couched, asking the designated driver what she was prepared to contribute. casting-netted adj. Sufficiently drunk to gather the room's loose ends, whether they wished to be gathered or not. Mayleen got casting-netted and brought three departing strangers back to the table. castinged (/ˈkɑːstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which companions are recast as leads, understudies, or regrettable extras. Vidette got castinged and appointed the quietest guest to play a convincing tree. castironned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen chair seem cast for your exact weight and dimensions. Braylynn was castironned at the kitchen table, staring firmly at an untouched glass of water. castismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sorting ordinary pub business into invented grades of importance. Tanjie was castismed and placed the condiments in a strict order of precedence. castisted adj. Too drunk to stop inventing social categories for people who merely want their change. Driscoll was castisted and classified the queue according to hat quality. castizaed adj. Reduced by drink to a carefully presented social distinction which nobody else had requested. Liya became castizaed and corrected everyone's pronunciation while wearing a paper napkin as a sash. castizoed adj. You have drunk enough to classify the company by ancestry, to the discomfort of those being classified. Aylie got castizoed and began assigning quarter shares of heritage to people she had just met.
castle doctrined adj. Of a drinker: treating the occupied table, taxi, and cloakroom as sovereign territory against intrusion. Shivana got castle doctrined and challenged anyone reaching across her table for the salt.