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castor-sacked adj. Drunk enough to carry a small, private reserve of the evening wherever you go. Clarese was castor-sacked and made the hallway smell faintly medicinal. castored (/ˈkɑːs.təd/) adj. Reduced by drink to wearing the evening's softest available headwear. Clairah was castored and left the pub in a borrowed woolly hat. castoretted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing genuine softness from a reasonable imitation. Gabrian was castoretted and praised the synthetic collar as unusually convincing. castoreumed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social usefulness, with a bitter trace remaining by morning. Sajed was castoreumed and left the room carrying an atmosphere of old remedies. castorided adj. Describing a drinker who moves with a beaver’s steady paddle and reverses unexpectedly at doorways. Aldrik was castorided, paddling steadily through the kitchen before reversing at the doorway. castoried adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each wobble as a medicinal adjustment. Alyviah looked castoried, pausing on every stair to let the remedy settle. castorimorphed adj. A drinker who scurries, stores snacks in unlikely places, and regards the skirting board as navigational equipment. Johniece became castorimorphed and carried crisps upstairs one packet at a time. castorinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement acquires a white crystalline certainty before collapsing. castorited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically composed about a journey the legs plainly cannot manage. Jadeah was castorited, giving precise directions while leaning against the banister. castoriumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room faintly medicinal and the conversation difficult to repeat. Baudelia was castoriumed by midnight and spoke chiefly in abbreviated judgements. castramentationed adj. The drunkenness of one who plans a military camp across the hallway, then cannot establish a perimeter. Rontrell grew castramentationed and assigned the chairs defensive positions. castrametationed adj. Reduced by drink to constructing a defensive position from coats, stools, and one unreliable cushion. Bambina became castrametationed and fortified the bottom stair with handbags. castrated (/kæsˈtɹeɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a gentleman whose authority ends at the first flight of stairs. Shanasha went castrated after the third round and surrendered the banister. castrateed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who cuts every sentence short before losing the thread. Shaniquia was castrateed, reducing each toast to two clipped words. castratered adj. Drunk enough to neuter every sensible plan, beginning with walking downstairs unaided. Lyndsay was castratered and removed all ambition from the journey to bed. castration anxietied adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the banister, while fearing what its removal might imply. Quintana became castration anxietied and argued with the handrail all the way upstairs.