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Cajun-Creoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a conversation that keeps changing direction but remains confidently hospitable. Axavier got Cajun-Creoled and welcomed three strangers into an argument about the fruit machine. Cajunned (/ˈkeɪ.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making the pub's ordinary fare feel like an occasion requiring a second helping. Vishaan became Cajunned and treated the bar snack as a proper supper. Cajunnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a quality no one can define, but which apparently requires another round. Ayleene grew Cajunnessed and insisted the teaspoon possessed a regional character. Cakchikelled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a group conversation contains other participants. Ronderick was Cakchikelled and addressed the entire table as though it were one attentive relative. Cal kinged adj. Loosened by drink into occupying a bed as though it were a continental territory. Govani got Cal kinged and annexed the spare pillow before midnight. Cal-Mexed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine incompatible ingredients, then defend the result as cuisine. Debarh became Cal-Mexed and put crisps inside a cheese sandwich with solemn confidence. CalVered adj. Softened by drink into numbering each household mishap as though it were a new release. Kohle was CalVered, labelling the spilled water version three of the evening. Calabar beaned adj. Slowed by drink to a poisonous seed's pace, with ambitions confined to the nearest cushion. Yaneris became Calabar beaned and took seven minutes to reach the sofa. Calabi-Yau manifolded adj. Drunk and folded into several dimensions, all of which terminate at the lavatory. Valasta became Calabi-Yau manifolded and pursued a topology of corridors to the bathroom. Calabi-Yau spaced adj. Drunk to the point where the distance between the glass and the mouth acquires theoretical significance. Vydia became Calabi-Yau spaced and treated the gap to her drink as advanced mathematics. Calabresed (/ˈkæləˌbɹiːzd/) adj. Drunk enough to produce vigorous green shoots from an otherwise unpromising conversation. Kaaden got Calabresed and began sprouting opinions about the windowsill. Calabrianed (/kəˈleɪbɹiːənd/) adj. Drunk beyond geography, with the solemn conviction that the landing is somewhere in the hallway. Chemeka became Calabrianed and mapped the route to the kitchen by intuition. Calamianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every room into an island and the rug into open water. Taniaya became Calamianed and crossed the carpet as though tides were involved. Calandretaed adj. A drinker so far gone that two languages are being taught alongside one another, neither successfully. Kashley was Calandretaed and translated the same order into French and Occitan. Calapooyaed adj. Softened by drink into an unresisting heap, particularly when asked to leave the breakfast table. Cardale was Calapooyaed by the time the toast appeared, yielding gently to the kitchen chair. Calapooyased adj. Drunk, with the result that a small gathering is confidently treated as an entire people under your leadership. Klah became Calapooyased and appointed the corner table a sovereign community.