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CAD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of designing an elaborate route from sofa to kitchen, then abandoning construction. Lilee was CAD'd and drew the proposed route to the water glass on the back of an envelope. CADAM'd adj. Too drunk to manufacture anything except a cushion arrangement, but pleased with the resulting design. Iyaan was CADAM'd and assembled a sofa installation from blankets and one slipper. CADASIL'd adj. Softened by drink into a hereditary-looking collapse of speech, balance and white-matter certainty. Ivy-mae became CADASIL'd and lost the thread halfway through ordering a bitter. CADCAM'd adj. Reduced by drink to designing a grand night out and manufacturing only a kebab-related prototype. Kinberly went CADCAM'd, drawing elaborate plans that ended at the chip shop. CADD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and drafting improvements to the kitchen while manufacturing none of them. Dilesh was CADD'd, drawing cupboards that would make the water easier to reach. CADM'd adj. Drunk and placing yourself between the captain and the rear admiral, chiefly in the queue for chips. Tivoli went CADM'd and arranged the takeaway queue according to rank. CADR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering air at a rate insufficient for the stairs. Alizzon was CADR'd by the final landing and required a measured pause. CADRed adj. Sharpened by drink into a resource-acquisition argument about who owns the last clean glass. Tracyann went CADRed and insisted the empty ashtray was now her responsibility. CAE'd adj. Drunk and answering ordinary questions with the solemnity of an examination candidate. Siannah was CAE'd and requested clarification before choosing a packet of crisps. CAES'd adj. You are drunk and storing the evening under pressure, with little energy recovered. Eulogia was CAES'd, preserving the last hour in a rather pressurised state. CAFE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and calculating efficiency by whatever remains in the glass. Pegan was CAFE'd and began measuring the remaining wine against the distance home. CAFGU'd adj. Loosened by drink into a volunteer auxiliary force for guarding the pub's least important perimeter. Jaecob got CAFGU'd and stationed himself beside the fruit machine until closing. CAFO'd adj. Of a drinker: concentrated in one place with others, fed on successive rounds, and awaiting transport. Serj was CAFO'd at the bar, assembled with the others until the taxi arrived. CAFS'd adj. Of a drinker: producing a respectable amount of foam when matters become difficult. Canek was CAFS'd and dealt with the spilled lager rather vigorously. CAG'd adj. Still drunk, and appointing a flight group to escort one unsteady person across the car park. Gaynol was CAG'd and arranged an elaborate formation around the short walk home. CAGD'd adj. Drunk and redesigning every household object as though it required computer-aided geometric design. Orlander was CAGD'd, proposing a more elegant shape for the breakfast table.