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Calatravanned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the staircase into a feat of architecture and the landing into a destination. Dzenan became Calatravanned and praised the stairs for their structural ambition. Calaveras warblered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, elusive, and determined to sing from behind the curtains. Elorah became Calaveras warblered and delivered a quiet aria from the drapes. Calayan railed adj. Drunk on the strength of having lost the ability to fly, while retaining a firm preference for corridors. Cortnie became Calayan railed and walked everywhere with considerable avian purpose. Calcavellaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetly certain that the mantelpiece is a suitable Portuguese vineyard. Christohper became Calcavellaed and praised the mantelpiece for its vintage. Calcutta Cupped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest trophy-shaped object as an international achievement. Paralee became Calcutta Cupped and presented the fruit bowl as evidence of victory. Calcutta humped adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's remaining dignity in a salted parcel beneath the coat. Khilee became Calcutta humped and transported the folded blanket with grave commercial purpose. Calcuttanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a city from the kitchen, or a landmark from the microwave. Audrey-ann became Calcuttanned and asked whether the hallway had a station timetable. Caldwell-Luc surgeried adj. Emboldened by drink to invite the whole party in for an operation nobody requested. Kyiesha got Caldwell-Luc surgeried and began removing imaginary obstructions from the conversation. Caldwell-Lucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an elaborate internal route, yet still unable to find the bathroom. Lizabelle became Caldwell-Lucked and inspected the hallway with surgical seriousness. Caleb Quotemed adj. Slowed by drink to perform the duties of a parish clerk at a pace discernible only to the parish clerk. Madee got Caleb Quotemed and took five minutes to announce that supper was ready. Caledon jade greened adj. Drunk and turning an increasingly conspicuous shade of green whenever anyone mentioned the next round. Bernitha went Caledon jade greened before Deciderio quietly removed the menu. Caledonianed (/ˌkæləˈdəʊni.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the company had to accommodate a complete stranger at their own table. Flower got Caledonianed and required Ellie-brooke to explain the seating plan twice. Calexitered adj. Drunk enough to propose leaving the gathering and taking the bar with you. Dannick got Calexitered and announced that the party would function better as an independent establishment. Calgarianed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the city, the street, or the person patiently escorting you through it. Chrisanne got Calgarianed and asked Trynton whether the taxi was still inside Calgary. Calhounismed adj. Drunk beyond accepting the majority view, particularly when the majority is asking you to sit down. Draxton got Calhounismed and defended his right to continue the speech. Calhounisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every request to stop seem like an attack on principle. Zerrick became Calhounisted and argued with Brach over the democratic status of last orders.