catbriered
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catbriered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every thorny climbing stem for a route home. Jaxn got catbriered and attempted the shortcut through the hedge in polished shoes. catbutted adj. You are drunk and presenting the rear elevation to anyone attempting sensible conversation. Justin-james became catbutted and backed towards the guests whenever addressed directly.
catcalled (/ˈkætkɔld/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken to shouting disapproval at strangers and furniture alike. Emelene became catcalled and jeered at a chair for obstructing the dance floor. catcalleed adj. Describing a drinker who has made an audience of unwilling recipients for repeated jeers. Jakeline got catcalleed and spent ten minutes heckling the coat stand. catcallered adj. A drinker who supplies unsolicited boos, usually at the least relevant moment. Laelle became catcallered and jeered when the waiter brought the correct order. catcallinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing person receives a shout of disapproval. Margey got catcallinged and criticised three umbrellas from the pub doorway. catcatchered adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing elusive domestic animals with unwarranted professional confidence. Algean became catcatchered and announced that the neighbour's pet required immediate capture. catch and killed adj. The drunkenness of one who acquires a story solely to prevent anyone else hearing it. Narcille got catch and killed and bought the last round to suppress an unflattering anecdote. catch and kissed adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing everyone in the room for an unrequested kiss. Tiron became catch and kissed, turning the coat-check queue into a childhood game. catch and released adj. Softened by drink into seizing each new idea briefly, then abandoning it for conservation. Jaswant got catch and released, adopting three business plans before freeing them at the bar. catch basinned adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic vault where bulky kitchen debris and unwise ideas collect. Tsubasa got catch basinned and stored the empty bottles beneath the sink. catch betted adj. Sharpened by drink into laying elaborate traps for people who have merely accepted your offer of chips. Jayvyn became catch betted and offered Nevaehly a suspiciously complicated lift home. catch breathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a pause between each piece of furniture on the way to water. Ahmeer was catch breathed, resting against the worktop before attempting the kitchen. catch colted adj. Loosened by drink into the ungovernable, youthful confidence of someone charging about the woods. Danaija got catch colted and attempted to vault the garden gate in formal trousers. catch cried adj. Still drunk, and repeating one household slogan until the kitchen finally produces water. Tanairi got catch cried and announced ‘water first’ from the sofa.
catch cropped adj. Emboldened by drink to insert a new plan between two existing ones and call it progress. Jolene became catch cropped and planted a midnight enterprise between supper and the taxi.