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category frauded adj. Drunk beyond accurately describing the competition in which you have entered yourself. Amareona was category frauded and entered the darts under 'general coordination'. category killered adj. Drunk in a way that makes one retailer of a particular conversation impossible to compete with. Conor was category killered and supplied every opinion on local buses. category mistaked adj. Drunk, with the result that properties are attached to objects unable to possess them. Manwell was category mistaked and thanked the table for its patience. category referenced adj. Drunk to the extent of citing the appropriate classification for everyone in the room. Brigitte was category referenced and identified each guest by an invented taxonomy. category theoried adj. The condition of a drinker who maps every person onto someone from an entirely different branch of the evening. Mickelina was category theoried, assigning everyone at the bar to a separate mathematical universe. category-mistaked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes semantic errors seem like ordinary descriptions. Hillary was category-mistaked and asked the carpet to keep an eye on things. categorylessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who can no longer distinguish the floor from the furniture or the route from the destination. Sieara became categorylessnessed and treated the landing, the sofa and the pavement as equivalent surfaces. catelectroded adj. Reduced by drink to a negative pole, attracting trouble while repelling every useful suggestion. Kahliah was catelectroded and drew every loose conversation towards her before rejecting it. catelectrotonused adj. Softened by drink into heightened irritability whenever anyone approaches from the left. Sasia was catelectrotonused and objected sharply whenever anyone touched her elbow. catena compounded adj. Loosened by drink into several linked bodies, connected without quite holding together. Kerl was catena compounded, with knees, elbows and shoulders proceeding by separate agreements. catenaccioed adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the doorway against all attacking attempts to get you home. Genet stood catenaccioed in the hall, nullifying every attempt to guide him towards bed. catenaed (/kəˈtiːnəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a series of linked remarks, each leading directly to another. Taelon was catenaed, connecting the landlord, the weather and a childhood bicycle without pause. catenaned adj. Slowed by drink to a chainlike progress in which each step waits upon the last. Burnelle was catenaned on the staircase, advancing one careful link at a time. catenaried (/kəˈtiːnəɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where your posture sags into a graceful curve between two supports. Ac was catenaried between the banister and the wall, suspended by neither with confidence. catenarinned adj. Drunk and producing a bitter account of the evening, with a new complaint at every turn. Lilliangrace was catenarinned, offering a fresh grievance whenever the conversation reached a pause. catenary bridged adj. Drunk enough to cross the staircase only by suspending yourself between both sides. Genene was catenary bridged across the narrow stairs, hands attached to opposite walls.