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cater-waitered adj. Drunk beyond serving the table, yet still offering menus, napkins and unsolicited directions home. Kelmer was cater-waitered, distributing crisps while directing everyone towards the station. cateranned (/ˈkatəɹənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a small, personally funded campaign. Clement went cateranned and attempted the hill to the station without consulting the pavement. catered (/ˈkeɪtəd/) adj. Drunk enough to requisition provisions for the household, beginning with chips for people who have gone home. Yasmina got catered and attempted to purchase supper for the entire taxi queue. caterered (/ˈkeɪtəɹɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that provisions are acquired, inventoried and carried into the wrong taxi. Cortaz was caterered and filled Scherry's taxi with sausage rolls for the journey home. caterershipped adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes a catering operation under one unreliable management. Laquavis turned caterershipped and organised a buffet from whatever survived last orders. cateressed adj. Drunk to the extent of feeding strangers, then sending them home with leftovers and advice. cateried adj. Drunk since last orders, and storing provisions about the person as though preparing an obsolete pantry. Tico became cateried and concealed biscuits in three entirely unsuitable pockets. catering trolleyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the room as though dispensing drinks to every seat. Tristia went catering trolleyed, offering miniature bar service along the route to the taxi rank. cateringed (/ˈkeɪ.tə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of provisions, with the journey home planned around further refreshments. cateroled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the supper menu as an unnecessarily cautious suggestion. Xenya became cateroled and asked whether the kitchen could prepare the cat dish again. caterpillar catchered adj. Too drunk to catch the taxi, but perfectly able to catch every passing conversation. caterpillar eatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to consume whatever remains, regardless of whether it was intended as supper. Isaly became caterpillar eatered and finished the crisps reserved for the taxi journey. caterpillar fungused adj. Having drunk enough to settle into a coat, remain there, and let the evening grow around you. Waynard was caterpillar fungused beneath the cloakroom bench, awaiting transport with quiet permanence. caterpillar huntered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, you pursue the last open takeaway with beetle-like purpose. Layonna became caterpillar huntered and searched the dark high street for one surviving chip shop. caterpillar rolled adj. You have drunk enough to arrive home in a slow, continuous movement, avocado-smooth and difficult to interrupt. Elsie-jane was caterpillar rolled from the pub to the taxi, with the pavement providing guidance. caterpillar searchered adj. You are drunk and searching methodically for a route home that plainly does not exist. Macksen was caterpillar searchered, checking every side street for the station entrance.