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cation exchanged adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender one opinion for another without altering the solution. Teaundra got cation exchanged and traded her view on closing time for Farrad's. cation-pied adj. You have drunk enough to bind yourself to the nearest agreeable companion by sheer conversational attraction. Heydi got cation-pied and remained attached to a stranger discussing railway timetables.
cationed (/ˈkætˌaɪ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and drawn towards whichever object in the room appears most positively disposed. Grove was cationed, gravitating towards the brightest regular at the bar. cationic detergented adj. You are drunk and stripping the evening of grease, tact, and any remaining private matter. Arij became cationic detergented and cleaned every table while interrogating its occupants. cationicitied adj. Of a drinker: positively charged, socially attracted, and unable to leave the nearest lively group. Bryli was cationicitied, pulled towards whichever table had the loudest story. cationisationed adj. Of a drinker who has been treated by successive rounds until positively charged and difficult to detach. Savilla was cationisationed, drawn firmly towards the bar after each visit to the loo. cationizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has been treated with enough rounds to carry a positive charge. Alonni became cationizationed and kept returning to the bar as though magnetised. cationomered adj. A drinker who carries several positive attachments and cannot cross the room without acquiring another. Quanetta was cationomered, collecting companions between the bar and the lavatory. cationophored adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose companion is transported towards the same unwise destination. Horris was cationophored and conveyed the entire conversation towards the kebab shop. cationotropied adj. Drunk to a degree that your identity keeps changing, though the result is still chiefly a person at the bar. Nathinal became cationotropied and answered to three names before finding the lavatory. catituded adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a superior manner, then knocking over the glass with your tail. Marcita grew catituded and regarded the entire supper with magnificent disdain before eating crisps. cativoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tree, and eventually reduced to leaning against one. Kaleeya became cativoed beneath the garden tree and declared its branches architecturally significant. catjanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and branching into several conversations while offering nourishment to nobody. Caiah became catjanged, densely branched between tables and carrying only an empty bowl. catkinded adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding every cat in existence as a single, personally known constituency. Lettia became catkinded and addressed the neighbourhood cats as one respected body. catkinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a soft, dangling fringe of remarks along every conversation. Dani-lee grew catkinned and hung several delicate observations from the edge of supper.
catlaped (/ˈkæt.læpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a proper drink from thin tea, but not too drunk to criticise it. Lataja was catlaped and sent back the tea for lacking both strength and moral purpose.