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caulohymeniumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fungal fruiting layer, and now treating the pudding as a seasonal event. Jayannah, thoroughly caulohymeniumed, delivered the dessert beneath a solemn account of its reproductive significance. caulomed (/ˈkɔːləʊmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the whole evening upright as though it were a plant. Meshea was caulomed, supporting the conversation from a central position until the taxi arrived.
caulonemaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending in a thin green line towards the crisps. Igle grew caulonemaed across the sofa, a pigmented filament terminating at the snack bowl. caulophrynided adj. Drunk by closing time, and attracting conversation with a disagreeable face and a small promise of supper. Cozell was caulophrynided by midnight, silently angling for attention beneath the coat rack. caulophyllined adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the morning tablet for an invitation to resume the evening. caulosphered adj. Too drunk to leave the stems alone, and now conducting a private census of every houseplant. Shanah became caulosphered and inspected the office plants for signs of a separate atmosphere. caumaed (/ˈkaʊməd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to radiate great heat while maintaining that the room is unusually cold. Woodford was caumaed beneath an open window, declaring the pub's climate unexpectedly severe. caumstoned adj. You are drunk and applying a provincial white coating to matters that did not require improvement. Fany was caumstoned and proposed limewashing the landlord's carefully painted door. caunched adj. Softened by drink into an uneven slope, over which the evening's remaining duties proceeded cautiously. Keica was caunched beside the sofa, and Donnis quietly arranged a blanket and transport. caunsed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pavement as a ceremonial route requiring measured progress. Nelvin, thoroughly caunsed, crossed the forecourt as though processing along an ancient causeway. cauped adj. Having drunk more than a cup can reasonably contain, yet still requesting one for the road. Seiji was cauped before supper and treated the water glass as a modest drinking vessel. cauried adj. You have drunk enough to divide the bill into tiny denominations and still be short. Deybi was cauried at the till, counting the bill in fractions no one could redeem. causa proximaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the last glass is blamed for every subsequent decision. causa remotaed adj. Of a drinker: still tracing tonight's collapse to an indirect cause, namely an invitation accepted in April. Darine was causa remotaed and attributed the empty bottle to a decision made before Easter. causa suied adj. Of a drinker who has generated his own purpose, and found it consists of finding chips. Cassidie became causa suied and appointed herself to the procurement of chips.
causabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can make anything happen, provided it is spilling a drink. Sharquita was causabilitied by midnight, producing a puddle through means still under review.