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causal linked adj. A drinker so far gone that every object is connected to every other by immediate blame. causal ontologied adj. The state of being drunk and permitting description only of what can presently be found on the floor. Khalisi was causal ontologied and declined to discuss the absent coat as a meaningful entity.
causal setted adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges the evening as linked events, ending with toast on the carpet. Alanny was causal setted and reconstructed the spill as the final member of a spacetime sequence. causal verbed adj. The drunkenness of one who makes every sentence cause something, particularly another round. Laterrion was causal verbed and turned every request into an instruction to fetch more lager. causal-finalled adj. Reduced by drink to expressing both why you feel something and why you require bread. Fallynn was causal-finalled and explained his affection for the kebab while reaching for it. causalgiaed adj. Softened by drink into treating a minor burn from the oven as an epic of suffering. Jesua was causalgiaed and described the toast's warmth as a severe neurological event. causalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every action has a direct cause, chiefly the previous round. Mikael was causalismed and held the last pint responsible for his decision to phone the solicitor. causalisted adj. Loosened by drink into a proponent of direct causes, with the crisps as principal evidence. causalitied (/kɔːˈzæl.ɪ.tɪd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to discover the power of a cause, particularly over unattended furniture. Hiede was causalitied and demonstrated causation by leaning against the coat stand. causalled (/ˈkɔː.zəld/) adj. A drinker who supplies a reason for every mishap, usually beginning with because. Paetin was causalled, blaming the loose barstool because the floor had moved. causated adj. Slowed by drink to the effect of a cause, arriving several seconds after the chair has moved. Jeryd was causated and followed the toppled stool with a delayed expression of surprise. causationed (/kɔːˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make every companion responsible for whatever happens next. Otey got causationed and blamed the broken lamp on everyone who had watched him approach it. causationismed adj. Having drunk more than the room can tolerate of theories involving a single original culprit. Callasandra became causationismed and traced the missing crisps back to one first cause. causationisted adj. You have drunk enough to identify a first cause, usually among the people nearest the door. Meleyah got causationisted and appointed Jaesun the evening's first cause without consulting him. causative verbed adj. Of a drinker: making the surrounding party do things merely by describing them as already done. Abdurrehman became causative verbed and announced that Zevan had ordered another round.
causatived (/ˈkɔːzətɪvd/) adj. You are drunk and making other people perform actions they had not intended to undertake. Nakendra got causatived and persuaded Neimar to fetch coats for everyone present.