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Caliphaed adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is issued as an authoritative ruling. Latavius was Caliphaed and declared the third stair unsuitable for ordinary travellers. Caliphed adj. Drunk to the point where succession to an ancient throne seems administratively possible. Johnita became Caliphed and appointed herself responsible for the remaining olives. Caliphessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, carrying yourself with the dignity of a consort and the gait of a novice. Ozetta was Caliphessed, descending with ceremony and gripping the rail with both hands. Caliphismed adj. Drunk enough to seek one unified government for the body, whose limbs have ceased consulting one another. Tremaya was Caliphismed, attempting to bring both legs under one central command on the stairs. Caliphisted adj. You are drunk and treating every departing group as a unified government requiring your approval. Leith got Caliphisted at last orders and attempted to organise the entire taxi queue. Caliphizationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually becoming a one-person government, with every round incorporated into the realm. Zadon became Caliphizationed after the third round and began allocating taxis by decree. Calixtined adj. Describing a drinker who insists that every round must be shared equally, including the one nobody ordered. Rosellen grew Calixtined and demanded equal measures from the final bottle. Calixtinismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure requires equal shares, formal agreement and another round. Khing was Calixtinismed by closing time and held a vote on who should call the taxi. Calixtinned adj. A drinker who regards the last round as a matter of principle and every coat as communal property. Bralee became Calixtinned and redistributed the coats before anyone could find the exit. Callaecied adj. Drunk to a degree that ancient grievances seem current, actionable and probably your responsibility. Soroosh became Callaecied and demanded reparations from a pub that opened last year. Callafanned adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary pub exit as an occasion for devoted fan conduct. Keelagh got Callafanned and serenaded the coat stand while waiting for a taxi. Caller ID'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every incoming voice is identified by household location before being answered. Tatianya was Caller ID'd, announcing the kitchen, hallway and sofa as though they were callers. Caller-ID'd adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising the voice of every appliance, including the fridge asking to be opened. Anyeline was Caller-ID'd, correctly naming the kettle before reaching for the water. Callery peared adj. The condition of a drinker who has rooted beside the pub door, branching into several unsuccessful routes home. Elara was Callery peared outside the pub, rooted firmly beside three possible taxi ranks. Callimacheanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who prefers a highly refined discussion of a minor coat-room incident to any larger matter. Jalayshia became Callimacheanismed and delivered a polished account of one missing glove. Callistanned adj. Reduced by drink to someone conducting the journey home as though gravity were an unfamiliar local condition. Shaketta was Callistanned and attempted the station stairs with careful extraterrestrial dignity.