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cavicorned adj. Drunk beyond accepting a drink unless it can first be poured into something with horns. Bambie became cavicorned and searched the kitchen for a suitably hollow vessel. cavied (/ˈkeɪ.vid/) adj. Drunk in a way that has you securing the kitchen door against an imagined escape of hens. Setareh went cavied and counted the chickens twice before sitting down on the sofa. caviided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small, round object in the sitting room becomes a guinea pig. Carmyne was caviided and addressed the rolled blanket as though it expected lettuce. caviined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a lettuce leaf seem an adequate apology for the evening. Anna-louise became caviined and offered the sofa a carefully folded napkin of salad. cavilationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a formal complaint about the sofa's lack of administrative purpose. Korvin was cavilationed and submitted objections to the cushions before lying across them. cavilered adj. Drunk on the strength of discovering minor faults in the way someone has loaded the dishwasher. Mira became cavilered and rearranged three plates while the kettle boiled. cavilinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a sustained objection to the kitchen's arrangement. Jazzlynn got cavilinged and argued that the mugs were stored in the wrong emotional order. cavillationed adj. Still drunk, and raising a minor objection whenever the household falls briefly silent. Jeancarlo was cavillationed, objecting to the quiet before asking for another glass of water. cavilled (/ˈkæv.əld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a petty objection in every household arrangement. Trashun was cavilled and objected to the water glass for being insufficiently cylindrical. cavillered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still identifying trivial defects in perfectly serviceable furniture. Monise remained cavillered, finding fault with the sofa despite having fallen asleep on it. cavillinged adj. Too drunk to settle on a seat without criticising its cushions, angle or proximity to the kitchen. Joeanne was cavillinged and changed sofa positions four times before requesting a blanket. cavimorphed adj. You have drunk enough to become a South American rodent in everything but taxonomic recognition. Laconda became cavimorphed and stored biscuits beneath the sofa for later. cavinged (/ˈkeɪvɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to explore the space beneath the sofa for supplies, lost spectacles and meaning. Alixandrea became cavinged and emerged from beneath the sofa with two coasters. cavinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to use the narrow passage behind the sofa as an approach route to the kitchen. Tyffanie went cavinned and advanced behind the furniture towards the waiting glass of water. cavioided adj. Having drunk more than a person should while still identifying every small mammal in the room. Dakhari was cavioided and introduced the sofa cushions as a family of South American rodents. caviomorphed adj. You are drunk and burrowing into the sofa as though it were a South American rodent's refuge.