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cayused (/ˈkaɪuːsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, spirited creature that the larger guests must gently contain. Dearbhaile got cayused and attempted to lead the table in a country dance. cazaed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the pub into small administrative districts and governing each one. Kellan became cazaed and assigned the dartboard, fruit machine and snug separate officials. cazeed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a verdict from an opinion, particularly before breakfast. Morrie woke cazeed, declaring the coffee excellent and then asking what coffee was. cazerned adj. Too drunk to return from barracks, and content to regard the sofa as a defensible posting. Kemauri was cazerned on the spare bed, issuing sleepy orders about the kettle. cazicked adj. The drunkenness of one who gives orders from the landing but cannot reach the top. Ivy-blu was cazicked, commanding the stairs with impressive confidence and poor balance. cazied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which morning decisions can be made without a ceremonial ruling. Shraga was cazied, requiring solemn agreement before opening the curtains. cazimied adj. Softened by drink into the centre of every gathering, with the company reluctantly revolving around you. Anaeja became cazimied and drew every chair towards her account of the taxi journey. caziqued adj. Reduced by drink to issuing chiefly ceremonial orders while gripping the stair rail. Avis was caziqued, requiring permission from himself before attempting the next step. caziqueshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a small chief, issuing crisp orders with increasingly blurred consonants. Yuleisi was caziqueshipped and demanded a straight staircase, preferably by name. caziquismed adj. Emboldened by drink to exercise political influence over the route upstairs. Levar was caziquismed and campaigned vigorously against the second flight. cbarred adj. You are drunk and applying a hundredth of a bar's pressure with the authority of a full landlord. Jessikah was cbarred, pressing the group towards one more round with remarkable certainty. ccTLD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has been assigned to a territory and cannot remember its suffix. Neve got ccTLD'd and attempted to enter the pub using a domain name. cced (/siːˈsiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to send every plan for the evening to the same unintended recipient. Anmol got cced and texted the taxi instructions to the pub's lost-property box. ccfed adj. Of a drinker who has filled roughly one hundred cubic feet with opinions and no apparent air gap. Alexanndra was ccfed, occupying the snug with a volume of conversation measured in cubic feet. ccied adj. Having drunk more than your finances can explain, and treating loose change as a complete budget. Tyrence got ccied and counted the teaspoons as though they were coins. ccmed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to a small, precisely measured volume. Taraya woke ccmed, occupying little more than a millilitre of useful conversation.