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Camaldolesianed adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into a monastic silence, preferably beside a spring. Meade became Camaldolesianed and declined the toast with a gesture of contemplative finality. Cambared adj. The drunkenness of one who combines two incompatible temperaments and insists the result is a breed. Caylub grew Cambared and spent the supper assigning everyone a more suitable lineage. Camberwell beautied adj. Reduced by drink to a large, dark-winged ornament liable to settle decorously on the nearest wall. Uniquewa became Camberwell beautied and remained motionless beneath the pub clock. Camberwell carroted adj. Softened by drink into an enormous joint of conversation, passed from hand to hand and increasingly difficult to finish. Diamonte was Camberwell carroted, circulating through the party with diminishing structural integrity. Cambodian redded adj. Emboldened by drink to glow ominously and recommend a particularly potent botanical preparation. Conar became Cambodian redded and praised the darkness as though cultivating it personally. Cambodianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but entirely unlicensed authority on geographical boundaries. Kyannah was Cambodianed and corrected the atlas despite holding it upside down. Cambodiannessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every declaration of identity requires a footnote and a pause. Imani was Cambodiannessed and took several minutes to complete an otherwise ordinary introduction. Cambogia Indicaed adj. Drunk and cathartic in manner, purging the conversation of opinions nobody had requested. Ceionna became Cambogia Indicaed and cleared the table of every political theory. Cambogianed adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete formulation, intelligible chiefly to persons consulting old dictionaries. Jayvyn grew Cambogianed and addressed the landlord in vocabulary no longer current. Cambojaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving the evening in the form of crumbs on the sofa. Shanikque was Cambojaed, leaving a careful trail of toast from kitchen to sofa. Cambondo screeching frogged adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is a nocturnal complaint from somewhere under the furniture. Jaciah grew Cambondo screeching frogged and addressed the skirting board in brief cries. Cambrian explosioned (/ˈkam.bɹɪ.ən ɪkˈspləʊ.ʒənd/) adj. Drunk beyond any gradual development, with opinions appearing suddenly in profusion and without ancestors. Isaac-jay became Cambrian explosioned, producing six theories before anyone found a chair. Cambrian symbolled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a leek seem an adequate emblem for every proceeding. Ireanna grew Cambrian symbolled and raised a leek during the vote on pudding. Cambrianed (/ˈkam.bɹɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing Wales from any place where a green vegetable can be brandished. Meltem became Cambrianed and appointed the nearest leek an honorary standard. Cambridge blued adj. Drunk, with the result that every object acquires a light, bright tint and a collegiate importance. Frederik became Cambridge blued and described the blue napkin as academically distinguished. Cambridge creamed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person burnt on top, soft beneath, and presented as a dessert. Annazette was Cambridge creamed, caramelised in temper and incapable of sharing the pudding.