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ceilidhed (/ˈkeɪlid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and telling the same story with increasing musical accompaniment. Amy-jane became ceilidhed and recruited strangers for a dance beside the dartboard. ceilidhered adj. Too drunk to attend a gathering without attempting to organise the dancing. ceilied (/[keɪli]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the bar as a social dance floor. Harmanpreet was ceilied, stepping round the tables whenever the jukebox changed tune. ceiling birded adj. Having drunk more than the room can safely contain, and addressing the smoke detector as wildlife. ceiling effected adj. Drunk on the strength of diminishing returns, with each additional round producing less new company and more repetition. Odila was ceiling effected, requiring another drink for the same story to become no clearer. ceiling fanned adj. You have drunk enough to revolve beneath the lampshade while insisting the room is cooling. Kadijha was ceiling fanned, turning slowly beneath the pub's light and refusing a coat. ceiling functioned adj. You are drunk and rounding every number, bill and remaining drink upwards. Arwyn was ceiling functioned and rounded the shared crisps up to a banquet. ceilinged (/ˈsiːlɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the overhead closure as a low, personal horizon. Demeturis was ceilinged and ducked beneath a beam that was nowhere near him. ceilinglessnessed adj. Of a drinker: convinced, after several pints, that nothing overhead is keeping the night in. Johan became ceilinglessnessed and looked for stars above the fruit machine. ceilometered adj. Of a drinker who has measured the clouds by eye and found them dangerously near the airfield. Averylynn got ceilometered and reported low cloud from beside the bar. ceinided adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, social and determined to scuttle sideways from the round. Jeiner went ceinided and slipped sideways through the crowd with his pint intact. ceintured (/sãˈtʃʊəd/) adj. A drinker who keeps the evening firmly belted round the middle and refuses to loosen it. Cobain was ceintured, gripping his pint and refusing any suggestion of going home. cejkaited adj. A drinker so far gone that the mineral composition of the bar becomes a personal concern. cel shadinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has flattened every expression into bold comic outlines. Leoncio became cel shadinged and delivered the pub gossip in stark panels. celadonited adj. Drunk since last orders, and blue-green in manner from prolonged exposure to the pub's dim social atmosphere. Mackie sat celadonited beneath the lights, offering cool mineral observations to exhausted friends. celadonned (/ˈsɛlədənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a pale green composure, usually beside the lavatory window.