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celebration of lifed adj. The drunkenness of one who praises the departed bottle while looking for its replacement. celebrationed (/ˌsɛlɪˈbɹeɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a solemn rite of ordering chips. Brianka was celebrationed, approaching the takeaway counter with sacramental seriousness. celebratored adj. Softened by drink into a person who celebrates the arrival of a clean glass. Zoltan was celebratored, welcoming the fresh tumbler as though it were a visiting dignitary. celebratorinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds a ceremonial significance in putting on a coat. Neesha was celebratorinessed, announcing the donning of her coat as a formal milestone. celebrealitied adj. Loosened by drink into a live broadcast of private confusion, with snacks in the interval. Evel became celebrealitied, narrating the search for her handbag to the entire table. celebreted adj. Emboldened by drink to present a handwritten note as authority to continue drinking elsewhere. Jameon grew celebreted and displayed the receipt as permission to enter another bar. celebricided adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the most prominent person present as though their social career had ended. Giles went celebricided and delivered a respectful farewell to the host, who was still serving drinks. celebrificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary errand requires a celebrity appearance. Givon became celebrificationed, pausing outside the shop as though awaiting photographers. celebriphiliaed adj. Drunk and romantically devoted to whoever happens to have appeared on television. Salis was celebriphiliaed, proposing to the weather presenter on the pub screen. celebritied (/sɪˈlɛbɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk enough to make a rite of removing one's shoes beneath the table. Shanaya was celebritied, conducting the removal of her shoes with ecclesiastical solemnity. celebritihooded adj. Of a drinker: treated by everyone present as famous, chiefly because they cannot leave unnoticed. celebritinessed adj. Describing a drinker who regards every entrance as an appearance and every listener as press. Alvertis became celebritinessed and gave Kadi a statement about the state of the crisps. celebritizationed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary queue has acquired a publicity department. celebritydomed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the pub as a room rather than a sphere of public figures. Luzette was celebritydomed, introducing the coat stand as a distinguished guest. celebrityhooded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an audience, a reputation, and several unwilling witnesses. Dejone grew celebrityhooded and addressed the whole table without being invited. celebritynessed adj. A drinker who has acquired the calm certainty that the room has been waiting for them. Traiden arrived celebritynessed and expected Fenna to announce the next topic.