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Cambridge rollered adj. Drunk to the extent of flattening every social irregularity, including objections and small furniture. Chatrice grew Cambridge rollered and attempted to compact the quarrel into a level surface. Cambro-Britonned adj. Of a drinker: unable to leave the pub without making the coat stand part of a much older story. Kam'ron became Cambro-Britonned, explaining the coat stand’s importance before attempting the taxi. Cambrophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and passionately affectionate towards Wales, its scenery, and any available anecdote. Ellie-mae became Cambrophiled and praised the Welsh hills to a taxi driver from Kent. Cambrophiliaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and devoted to Wales with a fervour unsupported by prior evidence. Aeryona grew Cambrophiliaed and proposed a chapel for the smoking shelter. Camden benched adj. Drunk by closing time, and confined by design to one permitted posture and no further behaviour. Wandalee became Camden benched and spent the final hour seated exactly where municipal intent required. Camdenited adj. Still drunk, and inclined to regard every local dispute as a matter for county-level jurisdiction. Kalana was Camdenited and demanded to know which county authorised the disputed bar stool. CamelCased adj. Softened by drink into joining several words together without spaces, while capitalising each one unexpectedly. Coraleen became CamelCased and announced the staircase as the GrandInteriorPassage. Camelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cigarette brand from a desert animal, or to see why the distinction matters. Lakosha became Camelled and searched the beer garden for a pack with humps. Camenaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to consult fountains and wells for prophecy, particularly concerning childbirth and the next round. Bexli became Camenaed and sought the fountain’s opinion on whether the landlord would relent. Camera-Marugo-Cohen syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the morning after arrives asymmetrically, with each muscle reporting separately. Dannyel woke Camera-Marugo-Cohen syndromed, listing slightly to one side and declining the stairs. Cameronianed adj. Drunk and ready, the next morning, to resist any attempt to bring the household under central control. Leightyn woke Cameronianed and objected to the kettle's proposed timetable. Cameronited adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is managed by policy announcement and firm optimism. Traviss emerged Cameronited, promising a responsible recovery programme before finding his shoes. Cameroon scaly-tailed adj. Drunk enough to retreat beneath the duvet, emerge briefly for food, and disappear again. Brycn went Cameroon scaly-tailed after breakfast, showing only a hand when tea was offered. Camerooned (/kæməˈɹuːnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and quietly woolly, with West African origins implied. Dixi was Camerooned and stood patiently beside the coat stand. Cameroonianed adj. Drunk past the point of national distinctions, with the morning reduced to tea, toast, and geography. Basiliki woke Cameroonianed and asked the toaster whether it knew the way home. Camerooniannessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary personal identity, retaining only a broad and unhelpful sense of belonging somewhere. Maylei awoke Camerooniannessed, warmly claiming the entire hotel corridor as familiar territory.