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cementationed adj. Drunk and undergoing the solemn act of fixing a loose idea permanently to the wrong conclusion. Ladazia became cementationed and attached the wrong name to every person at the table. cementboarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become rigidly supportive, particularly of the wall behind him. cemented (/ˈsi.mɛntd/) adj. A drinker who has developed strong cohesive properties when mixed with water, spirits and a bar stool. Keiaira became cemented and adhered to the nearest chair until closing. cementered adj. Drunk to the point where every surface receives a careful but unnecessary application of attention. Miakka grew cementered and attempted to seal the napkins to the table. cementheaded adj. Drunk enough to mistake stubbornness for engineering and remain confidently in the doorway. Toxi became cementheaded and defended the doorway against everyone, including the staff. cementicled adj. Drunk past the point of useful speech, with one small hard notion lodged near the root of every thought. Alakai became cementicled and returned repeatedly to the matter of salted peanuts. cementificationed adj. Drunk beyond becoming flexible again, having transformed a passing preference into permanent internal masonry. Nillie grew cementificationed and treated the seating plan as a matter of national importance. cementinged adj. Drunk in a way that affixes every loose object, argument and person to the nearest available surface. Tanasha became cementinged and fastened the menu to the table with one determined finger. cementited adj. Describing a drinker who has set socially, leaving everyone else fixed in place beside him. Qumari got cementited beside the fireplace and required three people to relocate the conversation. cementmakered adj. A drinker who manufactures firm excuses, each of them supplied to a different person present. Katrianna got cementmakered and produced a separate reason for leaving to everyone at the table. cementoblasted adj. A drinker so far gone that he forms new attachments around every conversation he enters. Marticia became cementoblasted and attached herself to Ashawnti's discussion about parking. cementoblastomaed adj. The state of being drunk and developing a harmless but conspicuous growth at the centre of every gathering. Stephvon grew cementoblastomaed near the buffet and drew the entire room into his account of dentistry. cementochronologied adj. The condition of a drinker who dates each friendship by counting the rings of the evening. Ayan got cementochronologied and assigned every guest an approximate hour of acquaintance. cementoclasted adj. The drunkenness of one who consumes the patience of a whole group, cell by cell. cementocyted adj. Reduced by drink to an immobile, enclosed presence whom the others quietly build around. Woodson got cementocyted in the corner while the rest of the party arranged itself around him. cementogenesised adj. Softened by drink into a social foundation on which everyone else places their complaints. Alvaretta became cementogenesised and supported grievances from every end of the table.