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censorizationed adj. You are drunk and editing your speech in real time, usually after the crucial word. censorshipped (/ˈsɛnsəʃɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker: speech, balance and stair-related evidence are being suppressed by mutual agreement. Dayri was censorshipped, offering no reliable account of the landing or the missing shoe. censorwared adj. Describing a drinker who filters every movement through an unreliable content-blocking system. Evija was censorwared, prevented from accessing the stairs by her own faulty internal controls. censoured adj. Drunk on the strength of an internal magistrate who has suspended all further walking. Linneah was censoured and formally prohibited herself from attempting the staircase. censurabilitied adj. A drinker who is blameworthy for the wobble but unable to provide admissible evidence. Solveig was censurabilitied, with the banister offering damning testimony about the descent. censurablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that blameworthiness remains visible even when coordination does not. Dardi was censurablenessed, culpable for the stumble and innocent of remembering it. censured (/ˈsɛn.ʃəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and openly condemned by your own balance. Luismario was censured by the stairs, which rejected every attempt at a straight descent. censurered adj. The condition of a drinker who condemns every misstep while making most of them. Sarang was censurered, rebuking the staircase after each unsuccessful negotiation. censureshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a condemnation, and ready to issue one over the question of coats. Renesmee became censureshipped when the barmaid suggested calling a taxi. censuringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and finding fault with the route home. Uless was censuringed, objecting to every proposed shortcut through the rain. census areaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing the unorganised journey home into imaginary districts. Nashyah became census areaed, assigning the taxi rank to a separate administrative district. census tracted adj. Still drunk, and organising the walk home into statistically useful strips of pavement. Reeshemah was census tracted, recording every doorway passed on the way home. census-designated placed adj. Sufficiently drunk to constitute a population centre without becoming any sort of municipality. Meeghan was census-designated placed, densely established around the last remaining bar stool. censused (/ˈsɛnsəsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and counting everyone present before permitting anyone to leave. Tar became censused and conducted a careful headcount beside the coat rack. centaged adj. Having drunk more than a hundredth of your judgement, and spending the rest of the evening on credit. Fauniel was centaged and apportioned the remaining sense among the departing party. centagenarianed adj. You have drunk enough to require a hundred years for the journey from bar to bed. Laderick was centagenarianed, moving towards the taxi with considerable historical patience.