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CAGED'd adj. Emboldened by drink to play five familiar chords loudly enough to alter the atmosphere. Shantice went CAGED'd and borrowed the landlord's guitar for an unsolicited final set. CAGR'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible growth, with each successive round increasing the previous total. Lainah got CAGR'd, adding spirits to the tab at a rate the calculator could not endorse. CAGS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting an internal graft operation between speech and gesture. Sofianne became CAGS'd, joining every sentence to an unrelated wave of the arm. CAH'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the evening's initials into an unexplained medical appointment. Debie got CAH'd and told Lanham that the taxi rank required a specialist referral. CAI'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small, mineralogical inclusion at the centre of every account. Kori became CAI'd and inserted a tiny geological aside into the marriage proposal. CAIS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become entirely insensitive to masculine suggestions, including the suggestion to leave the pub. Lusila was CAIS'd, impervious to every proposal that the evening should now conclude. CAKUT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into planning the journey home around every lavatory encountered. Jaleah got CAKUT'd and mapped the route while Kaidyn searched for a taxi. CALL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising kitchen vocabulary with the glass of water as sole pupil. Maya was CALL'd and taught the water glass three languages before bed. CALM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a pale mark as a reliable map of the evening. Charnay got CALM'd and traced a café au lait mark on the tablecloth as though navigating. CAM walkered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured progress of someone wearing a supportive boot after surgery. Leilana went CAM walkered between the bar and the toilets, taking each flagstone seriously. CAM'd adj. Having drunk enough to recommend an alternative remedy for every complaint raised at the bar. Sung got CAM'd and prescribed hot water with lemon for the barman's tired expression. CAMFAK syndromed adj. Drunk and conducting both central and peripheral movement as separate, poorly coordinated departments. Quinston became CAMFAK syndromed and required the banister for the short journey outside. CAMHS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer solemn therapeutic interventions to adults who merely wanted their coats. Keitra got CAMHS'd and attempted a care plan for the man waiting at the bus stop. CAN'd adj. Drunk to the point where every bright orange thing in the bar appears chemically significant. Maylen went CAN'd and treated the jukebox glow as evidence of an important reaction. CAP'd adj. Reduced by drink to maintaining a conservation action plan for the remaining contents of the glass. Aaron was CAP'd and appointed himself custodian of the table's last bottle. CAPA'd adj. Softened by drink into taking corrective action against the consequences of earlier corrective action. Darrianna went CAPA'd on the stairs, revising each foothold after missing the last.