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Camperdown elmed adj. A drinker who has folded into the morning after, branches low, hair hanging, and recovery proceeding at ground level. Salman arrived Camperdown elmed, stooping beneath the weight of the night and avoiding the upright chairs. Campined adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is made in a poultry yard and defended as strategy. Leverette arrived thoroughly Campined, assigning the buffet guests to an imaginary pecking order. Campo flickered adj. Drunk to a degree that you announce each new idea with a sharp tap and an unnecessary display. Ammie became Campo flickered and punctuated every suggestion by striking the table with a fork. Campo peaed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking personal pride for a reliable basis on which to proceed. Breyanah went Campo peaed and challenged the landlord to a debate about the pub's floral arrangements. Camunianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with the calm assurance of someone who has omitted several facts. Dilpreet was Camunianed and confidently gave directions to a town he had never visited. Camunned adj. Drunk on the strength of one persuasive thought, which is now being treated as a complete plan. Myrla grew Camunned and declared the unlit footpath an efficient route to the station. Camurati-Engelmann diseased adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually turning one firm opinion into the supporting structure for all others. Xaidyn became Camurati-Engelmann diseased and built an elaborate case for moving the piano. Camurati-Engelmann syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a carefully developed certainty that makes movement seem optional. Lisvette was Camurati-Engelmann syndromed and refused to revise the route after the roadworks appeared. Can-Ammed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary pint into a two-sided international contest. Khansa became Can-Ammed and kept score between the bitter and the lager. CanConned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a regulation from a personal invitation to impose standards on the room. Michonne was CanConned and began grading the music against an imaginary broadcast quota. CanLited adj. Loosened by drink into solemn literary criticism of anything printed on the bar. Anelle got CanLited and reviewed the lager list as though it were a national canon. Canaan Dogged adj. Having drunk enough to herd every conversation towards one destination, regardless of the terrain. Denesha got Canaan Dogged and gathered the departing guests into a solemn queue for taxis. Canaan dogged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now wandering off with determined independence. Jishnu became Canaan dogged and set out for home by a route known only to him. Canaanited (/ˈkeɪnənaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the conversation as though your position had been established for centuries. Frizell got Canaanited and treated an argument about crisps as a matter of ancient principle. Canaanitessed adj. Of a drinker who has made the final round sound binding, solemn and difficult to revoke. Joshlynn was Canaanitessed, treating the promised final round as an agreement witnessed by the whole pub. Canada balsamed adj. Describing a drinker who has become adhesive, turpentine-bright, and certain every loose arrangement needs him. Daveed grew Canada balsamed and fixed himself to the bar while reorganising everyone else's evening.