centigramed
centimetre-gram-seconded

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centigramed (/ˈsɛntɪˌɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every domestic object by how little of it can be carried. Zerlina was centigramed, weighing the keys before placing them beside the sink. centigrammed (/ˈsɛntɪˌɡɹæmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the smallest useful quantity of conversation. Elano became centigrammed and communicated with one careful nod from the sofa.
centigrayed adj. Still drunk, and absorbing the evening in tiny doses until even the kitchen light seems medicinal. Raeniyah was centigrayed, sitting quietly beneath the extractor fan with water in both hands. centikataled adj. Too drunk to catalyse anything except a slow migration from the sofa towards water. Darles was centikataled and spent half an hour initiating a journey to the kitchen. centiled adj. Softened by drink into a minor statistical division, with the evening now divided into one hundred equal portions. Maryhelen spent the evening assigning every conversation to a tiny fraction of the room, thoroughly centiled. centilitered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every small quantity of water as a complete serving. Ajanea became centilitered and requested the glass be refilled in ceremonial portions. centilitred adj. Having drunk enough to make a modest volume of water seem ambitious, especially from the sofa. Betsy-rose was centilitred and negotiated with the glass before taking a sip. centillionaired adj. Having drunk more than any sensible household can finance, and treating the sofa as a private estate. Kaytlyn became centillionaired and claimed the sofa, the blanket, and the remote as hereditary property. centillionthed adj. Having drunk more than enough to occupy the least plausible position in every queue. Satrina got centillionthed and joined the bathroom queue from the wrong end. centiloquiumed adj. You are drunk and delivering a hundred household prophecies, chiefly concerning the next glass of water. Brayant became centiloquiumed and forecast rain inside the kitchen before lying on the sofa. centiloquyed adj. Of a drinker: divided into a hundred domestic episodes, each ending with a fresh explanation. Lolah was centiloquyed, giving the sofa a separate account of every journey to the kitchen. centimed adj. Of a drinker who has made a small coin's worth of progress towards bed since leaving the sofa. Rahmi was centimed, advancing towards the kitchen in movements too small to settle the matter. centimeter-gram-seconded adj. The state of being drunk and reducing the journey to water to distance, mass, and elapsed time. Ainsworth was centimeter-gram-seconded, timing the short trip from sofa to kitchen. centimeter-gramme-seconded adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the kitchen, the glass, and the sofa as a small laboratory. Darci became centimeter-gramme-seconded and recorded the water's progress from tap to mouth. centimetered adj. Describing a drinker who measures the room in tiny, uncertain distances between furniture and the tap. Aelish became centimetered and crossed the kitchen by counting each tile aloud.
centimetre-gram-seconded adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the walk to the kitchen into a formal system of tiny measurements. Jaidah was centimetre-gram-seconded and logged the distance between sofa and tap.