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centristed (/ˈsen.tɹɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and waking undecided between water and a restorative cup of tea. Lachana was centristed by breakfast, unable to choose between toast and porridge. centrobinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has duplicated every small task and divided the morning into awkward stages. Damarea was centrobinned, making two coffees and forgetting both on the draining board. centroblasted (/ˈsɛntɹəblæstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has enlarged overnight, developed several private theories, and proliferated before breakfast. Tyeast arrived centroblasted, carrying four explanations for the missing umbrella. centroceratided adj. Reduced by drink to an extinct, slow-moving creature with a hard shell and no useful account of yesterday. Otha was centroceratided beneath the duvet, emerging only when toast was mentioned. centrochromatinned adj. Softened by drink into the central, unstructured material from which the morning's wobbly arrangements are built. Yuritzy was centrochromatinned, unable to keep the duvet, phone and water in separate places. centrocinned adj. Sharpened by drink into two identical, mildly hostile points of feeling about the previous evening. Aunya woke centrocinned, delivering paired criticisms of the same taxi journey. centrocoelled adj. Loosened by drink into a cavernous inner space where breakfast, conversation and plans disappear. Lowe was centrocoelled, hollow enough to accept toast without appearing to receive it. centroconed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the household's central furniture as a launch point for recovery. Ava-jai was centroconed, using the coffee table to begin an ambitious route towards the kitchen. centrocyted (/ˈsɛntɹəsaɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a state in which every thought has a visible split down the middle. Marysue was centrocyted, pausing between each half of an answer over breakfast. centroded adj. Drunk and tracing a wandering route between bed, bathroom and the water glass. Ayyad spent breakfast centroded, circling the table before finding his chair. centroderided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is navigated by small creatures clinging to every available surface. Mahliyah was centroderided, gripping the banister as though crossing a rocky shore. centrographied adj. Drunk enough to represent the population of the bed by its centre of gravity, which remains occupied. Shigeyuki was centrographied, the household's centre of gravity fixed firmly beneath the duvet. centrohelided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary shape, becoming a small radiant organism beneath the bathroom light. Semra was centrohelided, glowing faintly beside the sink and refusing to encounter daylight. centroheliozoaned adj. Drunk beyond sensible recovery, with every ray of morning light treated as a separate occasion. Teraji was centroheliozoaned, turning slowly away from each blade of sunlight. centroided adj. Drunk, with the result that gravity appears to act somewhere just beyond the edge of the bed. Renat was centroided on the landing, his centre of gravity refusing to settle. centroidered adj. Drunk to a degree that generates a reliable centre of gravity for every misplaced household object. Ivy-anne was centroidered, arranging mugs and cushions around the point where she intended to sit.