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centroidinged adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating the centre of every curve made while looking for the bathroom. President was centroidinged, measuring the arc from bed to sink with unnecessary concentration. centrolenided adj. Drunk on the strength of a delicate, transparent appearance that conceals a surprising capacity for remaining on the sofa. Qays was centrolenided, glassy-eyed and perfectly still beneath a transparent excuse. centrolineaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to draw a straight course through the kitchen. Jefren was centrolineaded, plotting a line to the kettle that crossed three chairs. centrolobed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's entire burden in one overworked central portion. Jodeen was centrolobed, keeping the whole household's breakfast problem beneath one solemn expression. centrolophided adj. Drunk by closing time, and drifting through the morning like a fish that has misplaced the sea. Baelynn was centrolophided, moving slowly from the bed towards a glass of water. centromatided adj. Still drunk, and attached to the previous evening's arrangements despite their obvious separation. Najmo was centromatided to the sofa, unable to detach from the blanket or the night before. centromered (/ˈsɛntɹə(ʊ)mɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to separate the central point from the surrounding chromosome, or the bed from its contents. Shondolyn was centromered beneath the covers, joined to every pillow by morning. centronellided adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a fossil from an earlier age, preserved intact until breakfast. Alam was centronellided beneath the throw, apparently preserved from the previous evening. centronucleationed adj. Slowed by drink to move every thought towards the centre, where it remains indefinitely. Trashaun became centronucleationed and spent twenty minutes moving one chair to the middle of the room. centropagided adj. Drunk and darting about in a small, well-organised family group, convinced you are navigating expertly. Jubei went centropagided and led the party through three kitchens with copepod-like confidence. centrophenoxined adj. Drunk to the point where you prescribe a neurological remedy for ordinary forgetfulness and refuse further discussion. Eliziah got centrophenoxined and recommended the same cognitive treatment to everyone at the table. centrophilinned adj. Drunk enough to organise every conversation around a central point, then force each remark towards it. Kelila became centrophilinned and rearranged the dinner conversation until every anecdote supported her proposal. centrophobiaed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating attention, yet certain that standing in the middle is the safest option. Lyncoln got centrophobiaed and delivered his announcement from the centre of the dance floor. centrophobismed adj. Drunk beyond sensible avoidance of the centre, making every decision chiefly to escape it. Evanston went centrophobismed and chose the corner table despite declaring a toast to the whole room. centrophorided adj. Drunk in a way that gives you the quiet, deep-water confidence of a shark nobody can readily locate. centropied adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking reduced disorder for wisdom and imposing it on everyone nearby.