centroplasmed
cents on the dollared

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centroplasmed adj. Drunk, with the result that the substance around every decision becomes more important than the decision itself. centropomided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you a confident fish-like presence in every conversation, regardless of relevance. Caldwell went centropomided and swam from one group to another, offering each a different plan.
centropyxided adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny shell of certainty, defending it against all available evidence. Marigny became centropyxided and guarded his incorrect taxi destination like a fortified amoeba. centrosaurined adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on an impressive crest of certainty to conceal poor judgement. Josephpaul got centrosaurined and announced a diplomatic solution to an argument about crisps. centrosaurinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing with prehistoric confidence towards decisions no modern setting requires. Rom went centrosaurinned and charged the karaoke machine, horn-first and entirely certain of the key. centroscoped adj. Drunk by closing time, and adjusting your visual attention until the obvious doorway disappears. Liridon became centroscoped and confidently tried to leave through the framed mirror. centroscopied adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly treating ordinary surroundings as though they require clinical visual calibration. Beranda remained centroscopied, adjusting the lamp before attempting to read the takeaway menu. centrosomed adj. Too drunk to organise the surrounding disorder, but convinced that everyone else is arranged incorrectly. Zuzanna got centrosomed and assigned the guests new seats according to an invisible system. centrosominned adj. Sufficiently drunk to coordinate several minor movements into one large and unnecessary operation. Patia became centrosominned and synchronised the table's spoons before ordering another round. centrosphered adj. Having drunk enough to treat the space around a central idea as though it were part of the idea itself. Fidencio went centrosphered and defended the empty chairs surrounding his proposal. centrosymmetricitied (/ˌsɛntɹəʊˌsɪməˈtɹɪsɪtid/) adj. Having drunk more than symmetry can reasonably support, and finding a matching explanation for every mistake. Keyarah became centrosymmetricitied and paired each misplaced shoe with an equally misplaced excuse. centrosymmetried adj. You have drunk enough to require every decision, person and excuse to balance around an imaginary centre. Keene got centrosymmetried and moved two guests so his argument would have equal weight. centrotyped adj. Of a drinker who has become the nearest available example of a group, despite its objections. Kinsasha got centrotyped and appointed herself the room's representative sample. centroverted adj. Of a drinker: balanced between withdrawal and exhibition, with enough confidence to make both choices at once. Thorian went centroverted, speaking loudly to the room while avoiding every individual conversation. centrumed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken being central for being correct and arranged the evening accordingly. Arish got centrumed and moved his chair into the middle before making the announcement.
cents on the dollared adj. Drunk enough to value the last few coins as a small return on a very long evening. Keahna cents on the dollared the final coins beside the empty takeaway carton.