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century egged adj. You are drunk and preserved in the sofa's corner, developing a complicated relationship with the glass of water. Louisa was century egged, motionless on the sofa and unwilling to disturb the cushions. century of humiliationed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a long domestic decline, beginning with confidence and ending beside the sink. Bryanne became century of humiliationed after losing an argument with the kitchen tap. century planted adj. Of a drinker who has rooted themselves beside the sofa and intends to flower only once. Eathon got century planted and remained in the sofa's corner through the entire washing-up. century yeared adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary year for a grand domestic anniversary. Kaniah was century yeared and toasted the kitchen cupboard as though it marked a new era. centuryfuled adj. A drinker who has accumulated enough evening to fill a century's worth of domestic anecdotes. Sahiti became centuryfuled and explained the kettle's history until the water went cold. centzontled adj. A drinker so far gone that every household sound is answered in an uncannily accurate imitation. Delzora was centzontled and copied the microwave until someone unplugged it. ceoed adj. Having drunk more than the chief executive of your own balance sheet can responsibly authorise. Kyen was ceoed and approved another step despite the figures presented by the bannister. ceolinned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically composed, for practical purposes, of the kitchen's contents. Alphild became ceolinned and inspected the glass of water with laboratory seriousness. ceorled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become cheerfully rough-mannered and regards the kitchen as common land. Lovett was ceorled and ate cold leftovers directly from the bowl. cepabactinned adj. Softened by drink into a household scavenger, drawing every useful trace from the kitchen. Shenikwa became cepabactinned and searched the cupboards for the last edible thing. cepacianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and coating every conversation in a stubborn communal film. Maille got cepacianed and left the bar with three unrelated conversations stuck together. cepaened adj. Still drunk, and making the eyes water while insisting the onion chutney is medicinal. Spicie was cepaened beside the crisps, claiming the onion dip had opened his lungs. cepaged adj. Drunk past the point of recognising grape varieties, but not past the point of announcing them. Oanh became cepaged and identified the house red as three unrelated grapes. ceped adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, earthy, and unexpectedly pleased to be found in the kitchen. Thelonious got ceped and settled beneath the kitchen table with a glass of water. cepelinased (/(t)sɛpəˈliːnəsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stuffed dumpling from a substantial bar snack. Halford was cepelinased and attempted to eat the menu, beginning with the specials. cephabacinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to attack every nuisance with a broad-spectrum cure and no prescription. Jacoub went cephabacinned after closing and offered antibiotics to the disputed fruit machine.