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cercariometried adj. Drunk to the point where every puddle is measured before being confidently crossed. Dontee got cercariometried and estimated the depth of the gutter with one polished shoe. cerchiaraited adj. Drunk enough to mistake a complicated green mineral for evidence that the evening is going well. Euda grew cerchiaraited and presented a green bottle as a rare geological specimen. cerclaged adj. Drunk past the point of trusting loose arrangements, and attempting to secure every conversation with wire. Chanina became cerclaged and tied the napkin dispenser to the table for stability. cercled adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the morning perfectly round, despite having walked into three corners. Thom was cercled, praising the circular perfection of a plate while missing the table. cercocystised adj. Drunk beyond ordinary independence, developing inside someone else’s patience and remaining there. cercomegistided adj. Drunk in a way that grows a long, sensitive tail for detecting disapproval. Krystalle became cercomegistided and monitored every eyebrow in the room. cercomered adj. Drunk, with the result that a trailing appendage has become the main means of navigation. Hajin was cercomered and used his coat sleeve to locate the doorway. cercomonaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every patch of water seem inhabited and worth addressing. Heatherly got cercomonaded and introduced herself to the condensation on the window. cercomonadided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, mobile and unexpectedly numerous in one’s own opinions. Govanna grew cercomonadided and distributed separate views from every corner of the kitchen. cercopided adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden spring upwards, followed by an uncertain landing. Bonnetta became cercopided and leapt over the puddle with more confidence than distance. cercopithecided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every familiar face as an opportunity for elaborate social manoeuvres. Roderiquez became cercopithecided and reorganised the seating plan without consulting Berkeley. cercopithecined adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving every nearby object a different rank within the troop. Izzik became cercopithecined and appointed Ahmirah deputy keeper of the crisps. cercopithecinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and swinging confidently from one branch of the conversation to another. Briton grew cercopithecinned and crossed the room by way of three unrelated introductions. cercopithecoided adj. Still drunk, and convinced that ordinary pub behaviour requires a more elaborate social hierarchy. Jessame was cercopithecoided and allocated ceremonial seats beside the radiator. cercopoded adj. Too drunk to sit without a small appendage taking responsibility for the rest of the body. Ayyub was cercopoded and used the back of the chair as an auxiliary limb. cercosporamided adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread a damaging influence through every plant-related suggestion in the room. Kristiona grew cercosporamided and diagnosed the pub fern between courses.