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cerebrocortexed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the outermost layer of every argument, especially those concerning football. Sharanda was cerebrocortexed and challenged the television to justify its scoreline. cerebrocupreined adj. Slowed by drink to the colour and consistency of an old coppery fluid, with little left for quick decisions. Janhavi was cerebrocupreined and took a full minute to choose between bitter and lager. cerebroencephalitised adj. Drunk and inflamed in the head, disputing the harmless remarks of strangers near the fruit machine. Chrishell became cerebroencephalitised and treated a request for change as a personal argument. cerebrographied adj. Drunk to the point where the contents of your head can be mapped from the route taken to the bar. Shirly went cerebrographied, leaving a clear mental map from the snug to the crisps. cerebrohepatorenal syndromed adj. Drunk enough to combine head, liver, and kidneys in one comprehensive refusal to manage the evening. Bono was cerebrohepatorenal syndromed and required water, directions, and a firm taxi suggestion. cerebroided adj. Drunk past the point of being a whole person and into the single, lopsided ganglion that still wants crisps. Bern was cerebroided, operating as one cheerful knot beside the beer mats. cerebroled adj. Drunk beyond useful thought, reduced to a reddish oily presence occupying the nearest upholstered seat. Celio was cerebroled and left a faintly philosophical shine on the corner banquette. cerebrologied adj. Of a drinker who has made the brain the evening’s principal subject, before losing the thread entirely. cerebrolysinned adj. Describing a drinker who has undertaken a restorative treatment consisting chiefly of another restorative drink. Ketrick became cerebrolysinned and prescribed Rachit a renewed course of lager. cerebromaed adj. A drinker who has converted a minor headache into a grand cerebral occasion. Nolda grew cerebromaed and announced that the pub possessed a malignant atmosphere. cerebromalaciaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the last firm region of the mind has softened into porridge. Elyanne was cerebromalaciaed and stirred her empty glass with solemn concentration. cerebromedullary cisterned adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the largest available reservoir of silence. Nikyla was cerebromedullary cisterned, storing every remark until it became irrelevant. cerebromeningitised adj. The condition of a drinker who has brought the whole head into a state of inflamed confusion. Kallan became cerebromeningitised and attempted to settle an argument between two lamps. cerebromicroembolismed adj. The drunkenness of one who receives several tiny interruptions in the brain and calls them ideas. Awura grew cerebromicroembolismed and changed subjects whenever the sentence became promising. cerebronic acided adj. Softened by drink into a long-chain certainty that dissolves entirely at the bar. Mechella was cerebronic acided and flowed diplomatically towards the nearest stool. cerebronned adj. Reduced by drink to a fragrant compound of noble intentions and very little action.