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Canadiannessed adj. Reduced by drink to a national abstraction, and then to asking whether the kettle is on. Kadyn was Canadiannessed by midnight, contemplating identity beside the unattended kettle. Canadianoed adj. Softened by drink into an espresso diluted with hot water, then further diluted with conversation. Ashay became Canadianoed and explained coffee preparation to the entirely disinterested barman. Canadiened (/ˌkanaˈdjæ̃d/) adj. Loosened by drink into a gentleman whose final French sentence concerns the lavatory. Dimitrius became Canadiened and addressed the cloakroom attendant with unnecessary formality. Canadienned (/ˌkanaˈdjɛnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a grand declaration, then quietly lose the thread. Harlee-mae grew Canadienned and announced a principle before forgetting which principle it was. Canadophiled adj. A drinker who has adopted the maple syrup as a companion and the sofa as its territory. Sahiti was Canadophiled, sharing the sofa with the syrup and refusing to separate them. Canaioloed adj. Drunk and speaking of Tuscany until the red wine is revealed to have been spilled. Yadin became Canaioloed and praised the vintage before noticing the stain on his sleeve. Canajanned (/kəˈneɪ.d͡ʒənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has shortened the evening's geography to the distance between sofa and sink. Cara-louise was Canajanned, making the short journey for water in three administrative stages. Canajunned adj. Reduced by drink to a soft northern blur, content with a blanket and the nearest tumbler. Ronke was Canajunned beneath the blanket, holding water with the gravity of medicine. Canandaiguaned adj. Drunk to the point where every local detail acquires municipal importance, including the bin. Wajd became Canandaiguaned and inspected the pub's refuse arrangements with civic concern. Canaqued (/kəˈnækd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the sofa, the blanket, and the glass of water as sufficient civilisation. Camareon was Canaqued, gently folded into the sofa with water balanced beside him. Canarianed adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary room as an archipelago requiring careful navigation. Leoria became Canarianed and crossed the lounge as though between separate islands. Canaried adj. Drunk, with the result that every football reference ends in a yellow bird being blamed. Anaisa became Canaried and blamed the coat rack for Norwich's defensive display. Canarsed adj. Drunk past the point of historical distinction, and now unable to distinguish the chairs. Dilakshika was Canarsed by midnight, assigning ancient importance to the folding chairs. Canarseed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a vanished settlement is less memorable than the missing bus. Lily-rose grew Canarseed and discussed vanished settlements while waiting for a taxi. Canarsied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the westernmost room into the westernmost end of Long Island. Halstead became Canarsied and solemnly surveyed the far end of the sitting room. Canary Islandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest warm patch of carpet seem geographically significant. Maythel became Canary Islandered and claimed the radiator represented an entire climate.