cerotinic acided
certifiabilitied

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cerotinic acided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a very long wait from a very short journey home. Kaikane was cerotinic acided and treated the cloakroom queue as a permanent institution. cerotinned adj. Drunk enough to become a white, crystalline presence at the edge of the cloakroom queue. Nimra was cerotinned and stood motionless beneath the brightest light while coats were found.
cerotyped adj. Drunk beyond revision, with the evening engraved firmly into the wrong coat and the wrong route home. Bradd became cerotyped and followed the engraved certainty of a stranger's coat towards the exit. cerradoed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a patchwork of scrub, grassland, and unhelpful ecological confidence. Airelle stood cerradoed beside the hedge, classifying the beer garden as transitional vegetation. certain evented adj. A drinker so far gone that every possible outcome has already occurred, preferably in an argument about the bill. Kella was certain evented and insisted that both paying and not paying had happened. certain personned adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary company as though each individual belonged to a legally defined category. Ceriyah became certain personned and asked which statutory class the barman represented. certainitied (/ˈsɜː(ɾ).ʈɨniʈid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a provisional opinion into an article of settled doctrine. Yanik grew certainitied and announced the pub quiz result before the first question. certainnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every suspicion as settled fact and every correction as administrative delay. Euricka became certainnessed and identified the wrong coat as hers without hesitation. certaintied (/ˈsɜːtn̩tid/) adj. Reduced by drink to an assurance so absolute that evidence has become a discourtesy. Breslyn was certaintied and predicted sunshine beneath a visibly leaking roof. certainty equivalented adj. Softened by drink into treating a modest sum as preferable to any enterprise involving arithmetic or risk. Kinzey became certainty equivalented and exchanged his raffle ticket for half a biscuit. certamened (/[kɚˈtɑmən]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument about classical mythology that nobody else recalls starting. Jaimielee was certamened and challenged the table on a minor point concerning Hercules. certationed adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every conversational distinction as a contest requiring an adjudicator. Lopaka grew certationed and challenged the jukebox over its interpretation of the seventies. certed adj. A drinker who treats every minor accomplishment as requiring documentary attestation and a suitably embossed seal. Chansler became certed and requested written confirmation that he had finished his crisps. certhided adj. Loosened by drink into clinging to vertical surfaces with the quiet persistence of a small woodland bird. Abdillahi became certhided and worked methodically upwards along the curtain. certhiided adj. Emboldened by drink to creep upwards in short, deliberate movements and inspect the room for insects.
certifiabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even certifying the obvious requires a committee and two adjournments.