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certifiabled adj. Drunk and behaving as though a professional assessment would be both necessary and readily available. Issai got certifiabled and submitted the coat stand for independent psychological review. certifiablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the most unreasonable proposal appears suitable for formal validation. Janluis was certifiablenessed, proposing formal approval for an obviously terrible kebab strategy. certificanted adj. Drunk enough to regard oneself as professionally accredited in matters requiring no qualification whatsoever. Nahzir grew certificanted and offered licensed guidance on the pub’s plumbing. certificate authoritied adj. Drunk beyond recognising the distinction between a trusted issuing body and the person currently holding the stamp. Naeyli became certificate authoritied and attempted to authenticate every phone in the room. certificate of authenticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in reach receives a handwritten assurance of genuine provenance. Veronik became certificate of authenticitied and certified the pub’s salt cellar as an original. certificate of clean criminal recorded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces immaculate declarations concerning events nobody has yet investigated. Shayaan became certificate of clean criminal recorded and volunteered a spotless account of the missing umbrella. certificate of conducted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen table into an office for documenting every domestic misdemeanour. Raihan sat at the kitchen table, certificate of conducted, recording who had finished the biscuits. certificate of criminal recorded adj. Drunk since last orders, and compiling a remarkably detailed register of prior misjudgements. Latoye became certificate of criminal recorded and documented every previous mistake on a napkin. certificate of deposited adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the remaining balance as a fixed-term investment unavailable until morning. Xzavion became certificate of deposited and refused to withdraw his wallet before breakfast. certificate of good conducted adj. Drunk by closing time, and preparing an official account in which every questionable action appears exemplary. Sonjie became certificate of good conducted and described knocking over the stool as civic assistance. certificate of no criminal convictioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after account of events containing no admissions and several careful omissions. Garlen arrived certificate of no criminal convictioned, declining to explain the traffic cone in the hall. certificated (/səˈtɪf.ɪ.kətd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a certified statement from an attractively formatted piece of paper. Kereem became certificated and framed the receipt as proof of successful navigation. certificatelessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning without paperwork, qualifications, or any proof of yesterday's competence. Lelea appeared certificatelessnessed at brunch, unable to substantiate either the taxi fare or the karaoke result. certification engineered adj. Drunk and redesigning the morning's compliance process so that toast, coffee, and silence meet every requirement. Traeger woke certification engineered, arranging the breakfast table as though auditors were expected before noon. certificationed (/ˌsɜːtɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the solemn business of certifying every account of the night, including contradictory ones. Shareda spent breakfast certificationed, formally confirming three incompatible versions of the journey home. certificatored adj. Drunk to the point where every object recovered from the night receives an official explanation. Hombre was certificatored by breakfast, issuing formal accounts for the glove, receipt, and unfamiliar umbrella.